2007-02-27 05:12:28 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
how come god gave samson the strength to kill them anyway? i thought killing was bad.
2007-02-27 05:14:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
because he didn't know that brontosaur would be renamed apatosaur. So he couldn't find the bone because anytime he asked a villager, " Hey buddy could i get a brontosauros leg bone from you so i can fashion a crude stabbing utensil from it?" the villager would respond, "Sorry pal, all i got is dozens and dozens of apatosaur leg bones laying around." to which Samson would respond, "Damn!" So it was a language barrier thing.
2007-02-27 13:18:42 · answer #2 · answered by kokis_jap 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Fred Flintstone was using all the brontosaurs in the rock quarry at the time.
2007-02-27 13:15:54 · answer #3 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Differant era's. Your thinking of prehistoric times. People had been writing life for many centuries when Samson was alive.
He was used by God to prove a point. Pretty good for a blind man huh!
2007-02-27 13:19:09 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
He got the brontosaur bone caught in his long locks!
2007-02-27 13:16:02 · answer #5 · answered by dorkmobile 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because asses were much more common in that part of the world. I don't know of many dinosaur bones that have been discovered in the holy land. By the way, asses are pretty common around here, too.
2007-02-27 13:16:15 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You know what happens when you give a philistine a bone...
2007-02-27 13:15:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Religious artifacts !
Too big to lift !
A jaw bone of an a$z is more insulting.
2007-02-27 13:16:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cause all he had was a Tyrannasauros rex leg, boy did that turn out to be a big mistake
2007-02-27 13:15:18 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because the jawbone of a Democrat was considered more degrading.
2007-02-27 13:17:24 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋