the bedroom?, DURING SEX.
But everybody looks funny naked.
a LITTLE RUG BURN NEVER HURT ANYONE.
can you please pass the remote control?
Do you accept visa
On second thought, let's turn off the lights
And to think, I was really trying to pick up your friend
Hope your as good looking when I'm sober
Your'e good enough to do this for a living
No, really... I do this part better myself
Your'e almost as good as my ex.
My old girlfriend used to do it ALOT longer
How long do you plan to be "almost there?"
Did you come yet dear?
2007-02-27 04:57:53 · 13 answers · asked by SEAHAWKS P.O.ED 2 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
sorry van, not trying to be romantic with you.
2007-02-27 05:07:05 · update #1
Nah… got the “come back” answer for each:
But everybody looks funny naked.
Is ok, I have the latex bodysuits ready under the bed, don’t worry.
a LITTLE RUG BURN NEVER HURT ANYONE.
I know, but some Neosporin is always good too.
can you please pass the remote control?
What do you mean? Is already vibrating inside you.
Do you accept visa
Sure, and I even give “cash back”, want to see my “money shot”?
On second thought, let's turn off the lights
Sure, that way I can always have an excuse when I enter the wrong hole…
And to think, I was really trying to pick up your friend
Yep, but he asked me to cover for him anyways…
Hope your as good looking when I'm sober
As good looking as who? You? Don’t make me laugh…
Your'e good enough to do this for a living
Thanks, my store is three blocks away…
No, really... I do this part better myself
Oh ok, let me get the video camera then…
Your'e almost as good as my ex.
Damn, I bet him I was better… can I borrow $1?
My old girlfriend used to do it ALOT longer
Oh but this was just the preview. I can do 10 short ones, is better than one long one... are you up to it?
How long do you plan to be "almost there?"
As long you keep on watching TV…
Did you come yet dear?
This is my 3rd time my love, the question is, are you even awake cause you haven’t even realized I went out for a snack and everything…
2007-02-27 05:16:23 · answer #1 · answered by Dan D 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I would have to say mostlikely yes I would be very upset but since I haven't heard a damn one yet which must mean I'm good. I can't really be sure.
2007-02-27 05:04:34 · answer #2 · answered by happy_cute_mom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nah, Im a sarcastic person so I would say some rude things back at you...and make sure you dont enjoy the "ride"!
2007-02-27 05:10:51 · answer #3 · answered by Superfly21 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You're a real romantic guy huh? I would think anybody would run out of the bedroom if they heard any of these. They should anyway!
2007-02-27 05:05:41 · answer #4 · answered by vanhammer 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Man those are some of my very best lines.
2007-02-27 05:15:12 · answer #5 · answered by Quix 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, I would have to say definitely
2007-02-27 05:02:36 · answer #6 · answered by red1967 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if it's his dong we're talking about-NO
i don't mind physical pain-NO
if i cant stick it up yours first-NO
only if it's not titanium-NO
freaky, yeah!-NO
should we invite her?-NO
i do look better when you are sobber-NO
thank you-NO
?!?!
no, honey i'm worlds better!-NO
longer isn't always better-NO
till you pass out-NO
like a machine gun-NO
love your questions Sehawk!
2007-02-27 05:08:16 · answer #7 · answered by miss_shredder 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmmm, i say these things to almost every women i screw, is that why they never come back
2007-02-27 05:02:05 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are a riot! LOL Of course not.
2007-02-27 05:03:26 · answer #9 · answered by Jodi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol damm you stoll my lines lol :P
2007-02-27 06:48:18 · answer #10 · answered by ♥live life to the fullest♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋