Mike and Steph were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta.
Mike said "I wish we had something to drink"
Steph replied "Me too"
Mike says "You know, I've heard that you can drink jet fuel and get quite a buzz. You wanna try?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of 'octane hooch' and get completely smashed.
The next morning Mike wakes up feeling great, no hangover, no bad side effects, nothin.
Then Steph rings "How do you feel this morning?" Mike says "I'm fine, that fuel sure is something, maybe we ought to do it again"
"Well, theres just one thing," says Steph, "have you farted yet?
Mike replies "No, why?"
"Well dont because I'm in Pheonix!!"
2007-02-27 04:54:04 · 14 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha hah , thats the spirit !!
2007-02-27 18:30:48 · answer #1 · answered by nicemanvery 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-02-27 13:21:15 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
are you related to ex member alwayslaughing because this reminds me of her sense of humour great 10/10 and a star
2007-02-27 21:02:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fuel for thought?
Great one
2007-02-27 13:27:00 · answer #4 · answered by allseasons 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! Thats funny! Love it
2007-02-27 12:59:49 · answer #5 · answered by Momof2 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow strong stuff enough to burn a hole in your a r s e te he 10/10
2007-02-27 14:55:24 · answer #6 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10...funyfunny....keep 'em coming kizzy
2007-02-27 13:00:14 · answer #7 · answered by I see dumb people 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
whoosh wicked
2007-02-28 15:18:42 · answer #8 · answered by ellen b 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-27 13:05:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOLOL....now that is VERY funny...go girl !!
2007-02-28 15:16:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋