A typical English 20 something, having split from his latest girlfriend, decided to take a vacation. He booked himself on a Caribbean cruise & proceeded to have the time of his life that is until the ship sank. He found himself on an island with no other people, no supplies, only bananas & coconuts. After about 4 months he is lying on the beach one day when the most gorgeous girl he has ever seen rows up to the shore. In disbelief he asks "Where did you come from? How did you get here?"
She replies "I rowed from the other side of the island. I landed
here when my cruise ship sank."
"Amazing," he says. "You were really lucky to have a row boat wash up with you." "Oh, this?" says the girl. "I made the boat out
of raw material I found on the island. The oars were made from
gum tree branches. I wove the bottom from palm branches & the sides & stern came from a Eucalyptus tree." "But, where did you get the tools?" "Oh, that was no problem," replied the girl.
2007-02-27 04:50:36 · 11 answers · asked by Shy Ted 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"On the south side of the island, a very unusual stratum of alluvial rock is exposed. I found if I fired it to a certain temperature in my kiln, it melted into ductile iron. I used that for tools and used the tools to make the hardware." The guy is stunned. "Let's row over to my place," she says. After a few minutes of rowing, she docks the boat at a small wharf.
As the man looks to shore, he nearly falls off the boat. Before him is a stone walk leading to an exquisite bungalow painted in blue &white. While the girl ties up the boat with an expertly woven rope, the man can only stare ahead, dumb struck. As they walk into the house she says casually, "It's not much but I call it home. Sit down,
please. Would you like a drink?" "No! No thank you," he blurts out, still dazed. "I can't take another drop of coconut juice."
"It's not coconut juice," winks the girl. How would you like a Pina Colada?" Trying to hide his continued amazement, the man accepts, and they sit down on her couch
2007-02-27 04:52:48 · update #1
to talk. After exchangin their stories, the girl announces "Im going to slip into something more comfortable. Would you like to take a shower & shave? There is a razor upstairs in the bathroom cabinet." No longer questioning anything the man goes to the bathroom. There in the cabinet a razor made from a piece of tortoise bone 2 shells honed to a hollow ground edge are fastened on to its end inside a swivel mechanism. "This girl is amazing," he muses. "What next?" When he returns, she greets him wearing nothing but vines, strategically positioned, & smelling faintly of gardenias. She beckons for him to
sit down next to her. "Tell me," she says suggestively, slithering closer to him "We've been out here for many months You've been lonely There's something I'm sure you really feel like doing right now something you've been longing for?" She stares into his eyes ...
He can't believe what he's hearing. "You mean . . " he swallows excitedly & tears start to form in his eyes...
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2007-02-27 04:56:10 · update #2
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"Don't tell me you've got Sky Sports as well"
2007-02-27 04:56:42 · update #3
I thought at first that it was that he wasn't a handy person, but at the end I realized he's just plain dumb!!! LMAO Thanks for the joke. Women rule!!!
2007-02-27 05:03:20 · answer #1 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-14 07:00:01 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-02-27 06:57:33 · answer #3 · answered by Toeless_Joe_Jackson 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
l get it. 7/10
2007-02-27 05:04:13 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
typical man tv tv tvtv and more tv
2007-02-28 05:11:37 · answer #5 · answered by kendal 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So! What was the bloody point in wasting my time.!
2007-02-27 04:57:02 · answer #6 · answered by magic 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
well there goes three minutes of my life I'll never get back!
2007-02-27 07:53:08 · answer #7 · answered by Jaimee1987 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
So what is the funny part?
2007-02-27 04:58:04 · answer #8 · answered by Momof2 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
to long winded,thumbs down!!
2007-02-27 05:33:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
AND !!
2007-02-27 04:56:04 · answer #10 · answered by Borlax 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋