A man stumbles into the emergency department with 2 black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. The doctor asked him what happened.
"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced the ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it, while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white sticking out it's rear end. I lifted up the tail and sure enough there was the wife's golf ball stuck right up the cows butt, thats when I made the mistake.
The doc asked "What did you do?"
The man replied "I lifted up the cow's tail and shouted to the wife, hey honey! This one looks like yours!!"
2007-02-27 04:40:32 · 13 answers · asked by Kizzy_ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thanks for the star Shredder!
Blackboard and chalk, shut up!
2007-02-27 05:48:10 · update #1
look you are giving the wife more washing to do as i keep pmsl 10/10
2007-02-27 13:05:48 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-05 07:28:26 · answer #2 · answered by Daniel 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor guy and cow havin a ball stuck up its butt 10/10
2007-02-27 06:59:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pmsl didnt see that coming!
2007-02-27 04:45:12 · answer #4 · answered by Chris W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mooooooooooooooooo - I bet there was a bull in that field also.
2007-02-27 04:45:00 · answer #5 · answered by deep in thought 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny and original....10/10......
2007-02-27 04:48:05 · answer #6 · answered by I see dumb people 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
great joke hahaha
2007-02-27 04:46:52 · answer #7 · answered by barn owl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omfg!!! lol thanx...im in school and its so boring here!
2007-02-27 04:45:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well well well.......S is a golfer eh ?
2007-02-27 05:17:32 · answer #9 · answered by Shredder 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good.lol
2007-02-27 04:56:05 · answer #10 · answered by **ZARA** 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋