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This could be a joke, a funny situation, something embarrassing happening to someone else.. Anything real or fiction.. Just anything that would completely crack you up.. Fun answers!

2007-02-27 04:24:00 · 18 answers · asked by Shadow Song 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

18 answers

If President Bush would suck his thumb on national television and cried for his mother.

2007-03-06 07:06:52 · answer #1 · answered by Roxas of Organization 13 7 · 0 0

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a
mistake.

The average person over 50 years of age can't do it!

1. This is this cat

2. This is is cat

3. This is how cat

4. This is to cat

5. This is keep cat

6. This is an cat

7. This is old cat

8. This is fart cat

9. This is busy cat

10. This is for cat

11. This is forty cat

12. This is second’s cat

Now go back and read the third word in each line from the top down,

and I betcha you can't resist passing it on!

2007-03-06 06:28:12 · answer #2 · answered by mzalizza 2 · 0 0

I was having a chugging contest once and I was standing up, somone came up and hit my stomach with such forch that all the liquid in my mouth went everywhere and the bottle fell to the floor, everything was a mess and i was soaking wet but I thought it was hysterious and I couldnt stop laughing. I guess it was one of those had to be there moments, ya know?

2007-03-06 10:35:32 · answer #3 · answered by Meiko420 3 · 0 0

Watching Rev Jesse Jackson or Rev Al Sharpton attempting to deliver a sermon with a straight face!

2007-03-06 00:05:43 · answer #4 · answered by merlins_new_apprentice 3 · 0 0

I was a hostess at a Chinese restaurant and the mail man came in,a really sweet older man.He looked kind of tired and my co-worker asked him "you ok Joe" and he said" I just think I need a vacation." We thanked him and he headed toward the door and toward the door and toward the door and bounced right off of it.He then turned around shook his head and said"told ya. "I'm sorry but I laughed so hard that I couldn't even do my job for the next half hour. Now every time I see some one run into a glass door I just lose it.

2007-03-06 05:03:17 · answer #5 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0 0

Sitting here and reading some of the things that some people put in here really make me laugh
and also have you heard the song "the funky gibbon" the tears just start rolling and i only have to hear a few seconds of it

2007-03-03 05:09:39 · answer #6 · answered by stace 3 · 0 0

In the movie Borat, the scene where he was dining with an upper-class (uptight) group of couples and he comes downstairs after using the upstairs bathroom, holding his poop in a bag. I actually had to leave the theater for a few seconds because I couldn't control my giggles.

2007-03-07 04:03:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Adam Sandlers song Hanukkah.

2007-03-07 00:43:01 · answer #8 · answered by weasleywanabe 4 · 0 0

For some reason I laugh my head off when someone gets scared on pupose. And accidental falls are pretty funny too. My wife says I'm sick.

2007-02-27 04:28:41 · answer #9 · answered by jaypea40 5 · 0 0

The joke "Eighteen Bottles" here in Yahoo Answers just did!

2007-03-04 11:18:39 · answer #10 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0 0

Someone telling you a joke and tickling you at the same time while you are cutting onions in the kitchen?

2007-03-03 15:07:40 · answer #11 · answered by HumanBeingOnEarth! 4 · 0 0

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