Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper.
The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver says, "Why'd you do that?
The trooper says, "You're in Texas, son. When I pull you over, you'll have your license ready."
Driver says, "I'm sorry, officer, I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license, and he's clean.
He gives the guy his license back and walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls his window down, and the trooper smacks him with the nightstick.
The passenger says, "What'd you do that for?"
The cop says, "Just making your wishes come true."
The passenger says, "Huh?"
The cop says, "I know that two miles down the road you're gonna say, "I wish that sucker would've tried that stuff with me!"
2007-02-27 04:12:48 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cute!!
2007-02-27 04:15:49 · answer #1 · answered by Cowboy Take Me Away 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Meh
2007-02-27 12:16:15 · answer #2 · answered by ergoproxy81 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe, not the funniest joke in the world, but the punchline was unexpected and it was certainly true :D. People always say that, when it happens, its always different!
2007-02-27 12:16:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty lame.
2007-02-27 12:16:28 · answer #4 · answered by Jason The Great 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
2007-02-27 12:16:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL, thats funny and so true!!
2007-02-27 12:16:04 · answer #6 · answered by ~J*me~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i hate cops!
2007-02-27 16:12:06 · answer #7 · answered by wasn't going 2 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its ok but not hilarious
2007-02-27 12:19:39 · answer #8 · answered by longhorn_sid_1 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not really...
2007-02-27 12:16:04 · answer #9 · answered by GuitarGod2005 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha. ha. ha. funny.
2007-02-27 12:19:09 · answer #10 · answered by texasgyrle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋