Yours or someone else's.. Doesn't matter.. What was the lamest pick-up line you've ever heard/used and what was the other person's reaction? And please.. Stay in the funny answers zone!
2007-02-27 03:17:46 · 19 answers · asked by Shadow Song 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
wayfaroutthere: First I hope I typed your name correctly.. And second I hope your answer wasn't directed to me =\
2007-02-27 03:30:04 · update #1
Okay well people never mind the first additional details thingy cuz that person changed his/her answer xD
2007-02-27 03:45:41 · update #2
'' ive got eyes to hear'' he was a bit surprised!!
a bit stupid eh?
@
2007-02-27 03:21:36 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
by no skill been given a pickup line, however the lamest one Ive heard on television is in basic terms the common " are you drained, because of the fact youve been working by using my suggestions all day" i think of thats extremely lame. And pitiful.
2016-10-16 21:28:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well I guess you'd have to be in the situation to tell how large my chest is and how short this guy was-
I like this little old man bar in my old town, I was only 25 and this guy had to be in his late 50's. Everyone in the bar talks to everyone else, so in the course of the evening he and I were talking, it was getting late- he leans close and says-
I'm old and tired, I need a place to rest my head.
Wait- this other guy tried and failed to quote a song from Robin Hood-
He told me he could see my unborn children in my eyes
2007-02-27 03:25:22 · answer #3 · answered by foodiefan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As long as I have a face, you have a place to sit.
Your bodies name must be Visa, cause your everywhere I want to be.
Are you Jamaican, cause Jamaican me crazy.
You want to go out for pizza and a ##%%, (after she slaps you)what you don't like pizza.
That blouse is very becoming, but then again, if I was on you I'd becoming too.
2007-02-27 03:19:51 · answer #4 · answered by Shmesh 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in em'
2007-02-27 03:28:40 · answer #5 · answered by ○•○•Cassie•○•○ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard a few stinkers in the past
Biggest one had to be
-How would you like to be buried with my people?
2007-02-27 03:21:56 · answer #6 · answered by specs appeal 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi, I'm the new Milkman. Do you want it in the front or the back?
Definitely not mine!
2007-02-27 03:48:33 · answer #7 · answered by Land Warrior 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Someone told me
"Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day."
I was 13 and stupid so I thought it was the sweetest thing ever!
2007-02-27 03:22:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Hurry up and write down your number, before i dont want it anymore.
2007-02-27 03:20:37 · answer #9 · answered by dave k 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey I dont know any pick up lines, so how about lets get straight to it, wanna have some meaningless sex?
2007-02-27 03:20:23 · answer #10 · answered by Bistro 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If I was to rearrange the alphabet I'd put u m e together!
2007-02-27 03:48:07 · answer #11 · answered by Ivan 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋