A blonde went to an appliance store sale and found a bargain. "I would like to buy this TV," she told the salesman.
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
She hurried home and dyed her hair, then came back and again told the salesman, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
"Darn, he recognized me," she thought.
She went for a complete disguise this time: a brown curly wig, big baggy clothes, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she approached the salesman again and said, "I would like to buy this TV."
"Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," he replied.
Frustrated, she exclaimed, "How do you know I'm a blonde?"
"Because that's a microwave," he replied.
2007-02-27 02:53:06 · 17 answers · asked by boricua(787) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahahahaha that was brilliant!!!!
2007-02-27 02:56:04 · answer #1 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-27 02:58:19 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute! Pretty funny!
2007-02-27 02:57:09 · answer #3 · answered by ♥Amanda♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
All blonde jokes need to have the word 'breathalizer' to be truly funny.
2007-02-27 07:16:05 · answer #4 · answered by Toeless_Joe_Jackson 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
haha thats an old one but still funny
have a nice day
2007-02-27 02:56:23 · answer #5 · answered by Miss Liv 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
very funny
2007-02-27 07:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yip, I enjoyed it. I'm brunett-my mom blonde. she'll hate it, but i''l use it.;-)
2007-02-27 02:58:03 · answer #7 · answered by amanda b 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its getting old but its funny
2007-02-27 03:08:56 · answer #8 · answered by Pistonsfan101 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one!! 10/10
2007-02-27 03:22:52 · answer #9 · answered by bunnielover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very very funny ha ha plop plop
2007-02-27 02:59:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny when you see it over and over and over again.....
2007-02-27 04:37:40 · answer #11 · answered by I see dumb people 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋