how can I make myself throwup?

Question

i need to get out of 3rd period so i need to throw up in class. how can i do that??

Answer 1

oh no you do not want to be doing that stay in school to be what ever you want to be and be come smart i never like school i know a lot about not makeing your self sick i always had a migrine and some was not real some was real i hope i get thur to you

Answer 2

You don't acually have to throw up for people to think that's what you're doing. Just jump up in the middle of class and run really fast out the door and to the bathroom holding your hand over your mouth. Then when in the bathroom just wait and see if anyone has followed you in there. Make sure to cough a few times, act like your nose is runny and flush the toilet. When you go back to class, take some toilet paper with you and hold it like you've been blowing your nose. Tell the teacher that you vomited and need to see the nurse.
For added effect, you could get some water while in the bathroom and sprinkle it on your shirt to make it look like it splashed up on you while puking.

Answer 3

Not a good idea. Can you ask for a doctor's note for an appt at that time. I would consult a doctor before trying this anyway.
Please see below regarding medical use and abuse of Ipecac.
Not recommended. I would go with other options, where you can control the timing. Your idea has a high risk of backfiring, failing to get you out of school at the right time, and harm to yourself.
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Syrup of Ipecac / Wikipedia:

Syrup of Ipecac (derived from the dried rhizome and roots of the Ipecacuanha plant), is an emetic—a substance used to induce vomiting. It is used in cases of accidental poisoning, and is perhaps the best-known emetic. Ipecac is also used in cough mixtures as an expectorant and from the 18th until the early 20th century, ipecac and opium were used to produce Dover's powder, which was used in syrup form.

Dosage:
In children up to six months of age:

Ipecac syrup should only be administered under the supervision of a physician

Children 6–12 months of age:

5 to 10 mL preceded or followed by 120 to 240 mL of water
Children 1–12 years of age:

15 mL preceded or followed by 120–240 mL of water
Adolescents and adults:

15 to 30 mL followed immediately by 240 mL of water.
Vomiting typically happens within 15 to 20 minutes. If the patient has not vomited within 20 to 30 minutes, a second dose can be administered.[1] Saving the vomitus is recommended for medical inspection.


[edit] Use
Though it has a long history of use, syrup of ipecac has come under recent scrutiny.[1]

One recent scientific review (2005) by an expert panel concluded that vomiting alone does not reliably remove poisons from the stomach. The study suggested that indications for use of ipecac syrup were rare and patients should be treated by more effective and safer means. Additionally, ipecac’s potential side effects, such as lethargy, can be confused with the poison’s effects, complicating diagnosis. Ipecac may also delay the administration or reduce the effectiveness of other treatments such as activated charcoal, whole bowel irrigation, or oral antidotes.[2]

The current first-line treatment for most ingested poisons is now activated charcoal, which operates much more quickly and effectively than ipecac treatment.[3]


[edit] Abuse
Ipecac has been used by anorexic and bulimic individuals as a means to lose weight. Repeated abuse is believed to cause damage to the heart, which can ultimately result in the user's death.[4] The death of singer Karen Carpenter in 1983 has been popularly attributed to her abuse of ipecac for weight control. Ipecac has also been used by emetophiliacs, people who find vomit sexually arousing.


[edit] See also
Algarot
Defensive vomiting

[edit] Footnotes
^ a b c (2004) "Position paper: Ipecac syrup". J Toxicol Clin Toxicol 42 (2): 133-43. PMID 15214617.
^ Manoguerra A, Cobaugh D (2005). "Guideline on the use of ipecac syrup in the out-of-hospital management of ingested poisons.". Clin Toxicol (Phila) 43 (1): 1-10. PMID 15732439.
^ Bateman D (1999). "Gastric decontamination-a view for the millennium". J Accid Emerg Med 16 (2): 84-6. PMID 10191436.
^ Silber T (2005). "Ipecac syrup abuse, morbidity, and mortality: isn't it time to repeal its over-the-counter status?". J Adolesc Health 37 (3): 256-60. PMID 16109351.

Answer 4

DON'T. Skipping periods is bad to begin with, and tampering with your health is pretty bad too. And in case you haven't noticed, two wrongs don't make a right.

That said, it is possible to make yourself throw up by sticking your finger down your throat. It's gross, but it works.

Answer 5

Drink several litres of water. I think about 6.5 - 8 does the trick.

Warning - Overdoing it can potentially kill a man.
Really. Drown in your own fluids.

Answer 6

Stick your finger down your throat and hope the gastric contents doesn't burn your esophogus as it comes up. Not a good idea.