I visit US, get treated regal,
So I stay, who care I illegal?
I cross ocean, poor and broke,
Take bus, see employment folk.
Nice man treat me good in there,
Say I need to see welfare.
Welfare say, "You come no more,
We send cash right to your door."
Welfare checks, they make you wealthy,
Medicaid, it keep you healthy!
I go to college, for me it's free,
and now I have a Ph.D.
By and by, I got plenty money,
Thanks to you, American dummy.
Write to friends in motherland,
Tell them come as fast as you can.
They come in turbans and Ford trucks,
I buy big house with welfare bucks.
They come here, we live together,
More welfare checks, it gets better!
Fourteen families they moving in,
But neighbor's patience wearing thin.
Finally, white guy moves away,
Now I buy his house, and then I say,
"Find more aliens for house to rent."
And in the yard I put a tent.
Send for family (they just trash),
But they, too, draw the welfare cash!
2007-02-27 02:32:37 · 12 answers · asked by Land Warrior 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Everything is very good,
And soon we own the neighborhood.
We have hobby-- it's called breeding,
Welfare pay for baby feeding.
Kids need dentist? Wife need pills?
We get free! We got no bills!
American crazy! He pay all year,
To keep welfare running here.
We think America darn good place!
Too darn good for the white man race.
If they no like us, they can scram,
Got lots of room in Pakistan.
2007-02-27 02:32:51 · update #1
you go boy!!10/10 that means funny.....but better if u make it a poem....okey...
2007-02-27 02:40:10 · answer #1 · answered by ♪♫♪Music Lover♪♫♪ 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It may be politically incorrect but it is so true it's the same here in the UK............ foreign people from all over the world doing better than us brits that work hard day in day out it makes be sick!
2007-02-27 10:41:01 · answer #2 · answered by Missbutterfly:-) 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-02-27 10:40:41 · answer #3 · answered by Zhelyz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Politically incorrect but pretty funny though. 8/10.
2007-02-27 10:36:44 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ok that was sooo funny the poem thing just topped it off!
2007-02-27 10:42:43 · answer #5 · answered by Holly Golightly the hippie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So f**king true (and here in the uk!!!)10/10
2007-02-27 10:52:04 · answer #6 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No not funny but tends to be true....Now off I go to work????
2007-02-27 11:12:10 · answer #7 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
apart from the joke.. i think u've got one or two points sent across there.. good one! thumbs up!
2007-02-27 10:43:33 · answer #8 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ah that was iight
2007-02-27 10:40:42 · answer #9 · answered by boricua(787) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Absoeffinglutely true!!!!!!! And don't it just suck??
2007-02-27 12:42:37 · answer #10 · answered by I see dumb people 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋