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2007-03-06 06:24:55
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answered by I'm Just Me 3
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There are a many funny people. But I make a lot of people laugh so I guess that I am a funny person. I make up my own stuff every day. I don't copy. Here is an example:
I have a friend that sends me “cards” on a regular basis including my birthday, get well when I hit the wrong nail and every holiday that is noted on the calendar.
This lady is on a very limited budget, does not get “food stamps,” and invented the word “frugal.” My best guess is that the cost of the cards, envelopes and stamps must cost more than $200 each year and that’s only for me and I’m not even close to being special.
I can’t imagine how many cards she sends each year since she has more friends than fleas on a junk yard dog. The cost must be ten times more than her propane bill!
The last card I received, like yesterday, was oversized, had a pop-out center piece and “artwork” that would be the envy of every artist in California. It had to cost well over $5.
I thought this card-sending was ridiculous and an expense that she doesn’t need. I go to her house to ask her that maybe a phone call would be a lot less expensive.
She takes me to a room that has a dozen or more file cabinets with file names of every type of card imaginable. But those cards didn’t cost her a dime.
She’s been saving cards that she receives from her numerous friends since she was in the fourth grade. I see numerous bottles of “correction fluid” (the white stuff that covers mistakes) on a table. I say nothing and quickly leave.
I go to my trash and find the “pop-out” card. I carefully scrape away her name and the white stuff to see what was concealed and then I get the bombshell: “Hi, Pumpkin. Can’t wait to see you. Love, Yugo.” Barf!
Not only did I get a recycled card, but my emotions were also recycled. I wonder if she is recycling the postage stamps too.
Believe it or not!
The "Sunshine Man"
2007-03-06 13:11:04
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answer #2
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answered by bob P11 3
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A Person who make jokes or some funny actions and make the other people laugh.
2007-02-27 04:02:32
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answered by moni krithika inom moni krithika 2
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Eddie Murphy
Ricky Bobby
Carlos Mencia
Just watch Comedy Central
2007-03-06 00:04:20
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answer #4
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answered by longhorn_lover06 2
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Adam Sandler
2007-02-27 02:55:18
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answer #5
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answered by sisterchick1274 2
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Jack Dee.
Lee Evans
Billy Connelly
Ross Nobel
Dawn French
Tony Slatery
Too many to list
2007-03-06 00:25:30
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answer #6
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answered by newsboysno1 3
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Charlie Chaplin
2007-02-27 22:41:04
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answer #7
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answered by Anonymous
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u r really a funny person
2007-02-27 15:10:23
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answer #8
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answered by Anonymous
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Anyone who can make me LMAO is a funny person.
2007-03-05 07:37:17
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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You !! The one who ask funny questions...♣
2007-03-06 22:35:12
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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I Have a good sence of humor but ym best mate kelly ahahaha makes me pisss myslef laughing lol
2007-02-27 04:12:24
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answer #11
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answered by C h a r r 2
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