THIS MAY COME AS A SURPRISE TO THOSE OF YOU NOT LIVING IN LAS VEGAS, BUT THERE ARE MORE CHURCHES THAN CASINOS.
NOT SURPRISINGLY, SOME WORSHIPPERS AT SUNDAY SERVICES WILL GIVE CASINO CHIPS RATHER THAN CASH WHEN THE BASKET IS PASSED.
SINCE THEY GET CHIPS FROM MANY DIFFERENT CASINOS, THE CHURCHES HAVE DEVISED A METHOD TO COLLECT THE OFFERINGS.
THE CHURCHES SEND ALL THEIR COLLECTED CHIPS TO A NEARBY FRANCISCAN MONASTERY FOR SORTING AND THEN THE CHIPS ARE TAKEN TO THE CASINOS OF ORIGIN AND CASHED IN.
THIS IS DONE BY CHIP MONKS!
2007-02-27 02:08:18 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
And when they;ve been doing it for ages, they get.....
Chip Bored!
2007-02-27 02:11:34 · answer #1 · answered by Marky 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Once I heard Billy Graham say there were more Churches in Las Vegas than Casinos....Its just that more people go to the Casinos then the Churches... However, Las Vegas can be a nice place to live. Who knows, you may get employed to be a Chip Monk!!
2007-02-27 02:11:54 · answer #2 · answered by Lea 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the final proof, americans go to church with the same spirit as when I go to the grocers: Let us go and get it over with! Because if you all REALLY believed in God, none of you would ever dare to bring chips/money into the church. God threw all merchants out of the temple, and said they had no business being there, because his fathers house was for worshiping..
2007-03-02 04:59:35 · answer #3 · answered by unanski 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Except at the Church of the Everlasting Fast Food, where they have no monks -- only friars.
2007-03-05 05:48:23 · answer #4 · answered by Brendan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad . here"s one for u. "what is yellow on the outside & black&white on the inside? A bus load of NUNS rolling down a hill."
2007-03-07 00:22:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And when someone places tight shorts in the plate do they place them in the speedofiles?
2007-02-27 07:32:22 · answer #6 · answered by Toeless_Joe_Jackson 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You had me going!!!
6/10
2007-03-05 06:59:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Superb, have star
2007-03-07 00:15:08 · answer #8 · answered by RAGGYPANTS 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have a cool avatar...joke not so funny.
2007-02-27 03:24:02 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
First thought you were serious, but a very funny joke and unexpected punchline thanks for the laugh
2007-03-06 11:41:14 · answer #10 · answered by re_nec_ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋