Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, red head, and a blonde) and they were all pregnant.
The burnette says, "I know what I'm going to have." The other to asked how she knew. She replied, "well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a boy".
The red head said, "If that is true then I will have a girl because I was on the bottom when I concieved.
The blonde starts crying and orders another shot and starts screaming, "PUPPIES, PUPPIES!".
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "green side up!"
In the second room, she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow.
He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "green side up!"
The lady was somewhat curious, but she said nothing.
In the third room, she said she would like it painted a warm rose color.
The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "green side up!"
The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.
2007-02-27 01:59:45 · 29 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey I`m crying here!! Thank God I put the coffee down!!
Loved them, superb.
10/10
Tink xx
2007-03-01 19:48:43 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious, I must sound like a right loony there are some clients in the office, and I am sat here screaming with laughter, I really loved the first one, excellent 10/10, now must get on with my work.
2007-02-27 02:22:41 · answer #2 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
right that's a blonde humorous tale for you. There are 3 blondes washed up on an island. unexpectedly a fairy looks and delivers to grant each and each of them one desire. the 1st blonde asks to be clever. rapidly, she is became right into a brown haired lady and he or she swims off the island. the subsequent one asks to be much extra clever than the previous one, so rapidly she is became right into a gorgeous redhead. The redhead builds a ship and sails off the island. The 0.33 blonde asks to grow to be much extra clever than the previous 2. The fairy turns her right into a guy, and he walks around the bridge.
2016-10-02 01:53:01 · answer #3 · answered by maragh 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh yeah, both pretty funny but the first was the best.
.... if someone doesn't get a joke, how can that person then say it isn't funny? How could they tell?
2007-02-27 02:02:59 · answer #4 · answered by Dharma Nature 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10/10!
2007-02-27 02:07:42 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL both really funny .Theres nothing better than a good old blonde joke.
2007-02-27 04:46:28 · answer #6 · answered by sweetness 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mediocre
2007-02-27 02:03:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
They are both funny but i like the 2nd one best
2007-02-27 02:05:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
couple of good ones chris 10/10
2007-02-27 02:41:15 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
yes the blonde jokes were funny.
2007-02-27 03:34:32 · answer #10 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋