Give me coffee and no one gets hurt.
Don't wash this vehicle - Undergoing scientific dirt test
Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
Keep honking, I'm reloading
He who laughs last thinks slowest
Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
You must be from the shallow end of the gene pool.
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me
Jesus is coming, everyone look busy
Your College Sucks
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person
The Earth Is Full - Go Home
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools
My kid had sex with your honor student.
Your kid may be an honor student but you're still an IDIOT!
I is a college student
I souport publik edekasion
If you think education is expensive, Try ignorance
Laugh alone and the world thinks you're an idiot.
You! Out Of The Gene Pool!
2007-02-27 01:40:52 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lord save me from your followers.
Jesus loves you... everyone else thinks you're an axshole.
Atheism is a non-profit organization.
And on the 8th day, God sobered up.
The Face Is Familiar But I Can't Quite Remember My Name
I Do Whatever My Rice Krispies Tell Me To
It's Been Lovely But I Have To Scream Now
I Haven't Lost My Mind, It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most
Are you stoned or just stupid?
I gave up drinking, smoking and sex - Worst 15 minutes of my life
I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory
If the music's too loud you're too old
Subvert the Dominant Paradigm
My karma ran over my dogma
Chicken Little was Right!
Born to Shop
We're Spending our Kids Inheritance
2007-02-27 01:43:38 · update #1
Put a smile on my face!
I saw one on the back of a car saying "nightmare on any street".
10/10 an` a *
Tink xx
2007-03-01 19:46:31 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i particularly loved these:
* Cover me. I'm changing lanes.
* Keep honking, I'm reloading
* He who laughs last thinks slowest
* Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
i'm going to make a bumper sticker out of the first one! LOL!
2007-02-27 02:08:37 · answer #2 · answered by I need a vacation! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i loved all of them especially these...
1.Keep honking, I'm reloading
2.Is reading in the bathroom considered Multi-Tasking?
another star for you!
2007-02-27 03:12:15 · answer #3 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
most of them were ok some of them sucked keep honking i'm reloading good one that was about it ohh wait and the my kid beat up your honor student and the ones like that one were funny too
2007-02-27 01:50:54 · answer #4 · answered by Fire Lt. 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My kid had sex with your honor student. thats great i see so many honour student ones here i hate them just who really cares honestly....
2007-02-27 09:17:35 · answer #5 · answered by Mark S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I liked all but the God jokes. the rest were extreamly funny. lol :-)
2007-02-27 02:12:02 · answer #6 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
~~~Some were funny and cute some were just plain stupid~~~Thanks for sharing though~~
2007-02-27 02:03:01 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
many of them were nice...that vehicle one i got it really on my car!
but some were lame!
2007-02-27 01:50:48 · answer #8 · answered by manish_wolfyfox 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You have a funny side, for sure...HAHAHA....
2007-02-27 03:28:21 · answer #9 · answered by Maw-Maw 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ummm some were funny some were lame but please sir do try again
2007-02-27 01:48:50 · answer #10 · answered by *Dat*-*Libra*-*Cutie* 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋