I just had to ask for the laugh....
Sorry.
2007-02-27 01:35:02 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I found some Jesusaur bones in my backyard, satan must be working overtime.
2007-02-27 01:50:55 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
No not at all.
Jesus' bones are a big bone of contention and to prove 100% that they are in fact his bones one would knowingly have to have some of his DNA. Do you have some by chance?
Dinosaur bones are just that dinosaur bones. I don't see why someone would argue that the devil put them there.
The Bible even references dinosaurs in Job as well as other areas. If a Christian truly believes this they are misinformed.
2007-02-27 09:39:15 · answer #2 · answered by Solafide55 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You mean the Jesus was a dinosaur ? That's an interesting idea.
2007-02-27 09:38:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Raptor Jesus
2007-02-27 09:57:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Since Jesus was observed ascending to Heaven, I would say, no bones here. Fossils? They were found.....enough said.
2007-02-27 09:40:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
No, they're a deception by God. He needs a constant supply of sinners as fuel for his infernal central heating - it says so in the Bible. What better way than to fool people into thinking he doesn't exist?
2007-02-27 09:44:21 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
No Nike is Launching New Trainers the Skeletons were each found with a pair on them it is an elaborate corporate advertisement of the new range.
2007-02-27 09:39:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus went to heaven Body and Soul. He didnt leave a body behind cos he's 100% man 100% God.
2007-02-27 09:39:55 · answer #8 · answered by 0 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Radiocarbon dating is one of the many tools of da Devil.
I feel the need for a Benny Hinn stage-miracle now..
2007-02-27 09:43:05 · answer #9 · answered by Loathe thy neighbor. 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I don't get it. I don't know if anybody ever found Jesus' bones, or how they would know they were his if they did find them.
2007-02-27 09:40:03 · answer #10 · answered by majnun99 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋