A demitasse would fit his head like a sombrero.
A guy with your IQ should have a low voice too!
A half-wit gave you a piece of his mind, and you held on to it.
A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind.
After meeting you, I've decided I am in favor of abortion in cases of incxst.
All of your ancestors must number in the millions; it's hard to believe that many people are to blame for producing you.
All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?
Alone: In bad company.
And there he was: reigning supreme at number two.
Any friend of yours ... is a friend of yours.
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn't have given you worse advice.
Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion?
Are you brain-dead?
Are your parents siblings?
2007-02-27 01:31:53 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao!
2007-02-27 03:16:54 · answer #1 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I briefly made the acquaintance of this one jerk online. I wouldn't give him more material incase he showed up again.
Also, I noticed that they all started with A, and are ordered. You're not going on to the Bs and Cs are you?
2007-02-27 09:38:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
loved it P.C.
10/10 an` a * 4 ya.
Tink xx
2007-03-02 03:39:41 · answer #3 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They were all pretty good.. i liked some more than others but still yet... lol
2007-02-27 09:35:59 · answer #4 · answered by Osita 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've printed them out, so i can learn em and use em!!!!
2007-02-27 09:36:39 · answer #5 · answered by littlekitty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very funny! lol!
2007-02-27 09:37:55 · answer #6 · answered by pswmommy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, thanks I'll have to rember these to tell a few people. :-)
2007-02-27 09:37:13 · answer #7 · answered by lilbeth 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋