Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour. He heads over to talk to him.
Bartender: "Hey pal, is something wrong?" The Guy: "Yeah, I'm really depressed"
Bartender: "Why, what's the matter?" The Guy: "I caught my wife in bed with my best friend"
Bartender: "Wow, that's horrible. What did you do?" The Guy: "I kicked her out of the house, sent her packing, it's over"
Bartender: "That's pretty drastic, what did you do to your best friend?" The Guy: "I sat him down, tied him up, looked him straight in the eye and said, Bad Dog! Bad Dog!"
2007-02-27 01:06:11 · 19 answers · asked by Jay A 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Awesome joke. Funny 10/10
2007-02-27 01:08:53 · answer #1 · answered by laney 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-26 01:51:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Spot on
2007-02-27 01:11:53 · answer #3 · answered by Chris W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one lol.
2007-02-27 01:08:23 · answer #4 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
an old one but still funny
2007-02-27 09:41:34 · answer #5 · answered by Mark S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice one
2007-02-27 01:09:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats mess up lol
2007-02-27 01:09:07 · answer #7 · answered by ♦Ðéjà~♠~\/û♦ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no s*** its good 10/10 lol
2007-02-27 03:11:38 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-02-27 01:13:05 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-02-27 03:57:06 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋