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swallow castor oil to pass the time away????

2007-02-27 00:51:18 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Hang on, it took me an hour, I'm a bit slow, to see that this was a wind up. it was only after a look in minute detail that I had to face up to it At least this was not a secondhand joke. You need ticking off for fobbing us off with this kind of humour.

Seriously not bad at all!

2007-02-28 00:22:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Try some Castor oil seeds. You will find the rest of your life passes very quickly.

2007-02-27 00:54:54 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Mary had a little watch,
She swallowed it one day.
And now she's taking Beecham's Pills
Too pass the time away.

Alas, the pills they didn't work.
The time it wouldn't pass.
Now if you want to know the time
Just look............

2007-02-27 01:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by nontarzaniccaulkhead 6 · 0 1

If you REALLY wanted to pass the time away you could try and find something a bit more amusing to say.

2007-02-27 01:04:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

You deserve a good ticking off never mind a dose of salts

2007-02-27 01:05:45 · answer #5 · answered by Xtine 5 · 1 0

Nice one Teaser

2007-02-27 00:55:54 · answer #6 · answered by Chris W 4 · 1 0

If you also ate your hand, you would be forever following yourself and hunting yourself for the rest of the meal!! In the meantime, get a hook.

2007-02-27 00:54:49 · answer #7 · answered by Cat burgler 5 · 0 1

yes but be concerned very concerned about the buckle on the strap "tempus fugit"

2007-02-27 00:59:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Yes, and bag the waste so you can save time.

2007-02-27 00:57:09 · answer #9 · answered by Beenthere4sure 3 · 2 0

I don't know, it could be a long time passing.

2007-02-27 03:25:30 · answer #10 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0 1

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