what would you do if.......?

Question

the easter bunny married the tooth fairy and she put a ban on chocolate eggs as the tooth fairy became bankrupt due to the bunnys vet fees????

Answer 1

As long as there are chocolate chickens there will be chocolate eggs, so who needs the bunny or the fairy? For that matter, who needs chocolate eggs? The fairy should take her bunny spouse to Dr Fox - he'll end her problems.