A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps a MG convertible.
That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love with it's gorgeous red paint job. An empty check stub later and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car. Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what could possibly go wrong?
At that thought there was a splutter from the engine and the car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the bonnet and concluded after a few minutes that she didn't have a blxody clue what was wrong. Luckily she had her mobile phone with her and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short wait saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.
2007-02-27 00:34:30 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be the matter?"
"Well, it just conked out I'm afraid."
"Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again.
"Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?"
"Simple really, just crxp in the carburetor," he replied.
Looking shocked she asked, "Oh, OK...
How many times a week do I have to do that?"
2007-02-27 00:35:51 · update #1
Now that`s funny!! I havn`t heard that one!!
Loved it `S` Lmao
Tink xx
2007-03-01 19:20:11 · answer #1 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no.2 Was extremely funny.
2007-02-27 03:42:45 · answer #2 · answered by Jo H 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ye sounds like a good one to me ha ha
2007-02-27 00:44:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2007-02-27 02:31:01 · answer #4 · answered by Emilee 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That could have been soooo much shorter, might have been funny then.
2007-02-27 00:40:16 · answer #5 · answered by Jane H 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
ha ha ha! very funny! i got it quite quickly aswell for being blonde myself! :)
2007-02-27 00:39:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Nice sh!t joke
2007-02-27 00:42:59 · answer #7 · answered by Chris W 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha!!!!! great 10/10!!!!!
2007-02-27 00:42:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao!
2007-02-27 03:32:40 · answer #9 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...they're getting better...
2007-02-27 00:44:47 · answer #10 · answered by Funky 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋