A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.
The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only chance to survive!"
The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away...the
Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.
"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"
"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the Blonde.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
2007-02-27 00:31:00 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . ."
2007-02-27 00:32:10 · update #1
thats to funny! 20/10!
2007-02-27 03:34:33 · answer #1 · answered by tinker_bell 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny!
2007-02-27 09:17:45 · answer #2 · answered by monkey-nuts 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol....8/10...but them firemen must be gay...how can they not ⥠a redhead?
2007-02-27 08:34:25 · answer #3 · answered by Snow Bunnie 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Loved it,
10/10
and that *
Tink x
2007-03-02 03:18:14 · answer #4 · answered by Tink 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i lmao thats a good one. 10+
2007-02-27 08:34:44 · answer #5 · answered by ms01 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Yeb...gotta give it to the blondes....they sure know how to get their own way dont they !!!
2007-02-27 08:36:40 · answer #6 · answered by ozzy chik... 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2007-02-27 10:34:13 · answer #7 · answered by Emilee 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Excellent lol.
2007-02-27 08:35:25 · answer #8 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lmao
2007-03-02 06:45:23 · answer #9 · answered by daftarseuk 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
um! nope I don't find that very funny....blonde jokes are so not in vogue right now........
2007-02-27 08:40:30 · answer #10 · answered by Funky 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋