anything goes. I want to hear it all
2007-02-27 00:28:18 · 5 answers · asked by :) 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Mummy mummy?
A girl came skipping home from school one day. 'Mummy,
Mummy,' she shouted, "we were counting today, and all
the other kids could only count to four, but I counted
to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mummy, Mummy," She shouted, "we were saying the
alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say
it to D, but I said it to G. See? A,b, c, d, e, f, g!"
"Very good," said her mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, Mummy?"
"Yes, darling, it's because you're blonde."
The next day the girl came skipping home from school.
"Mummy, Mummy," she shouted, "we were in gym class
today, and when we showered, all the other girls had
flat chests, but I have these!" And she lifted her top
to reveal a pair of 36Cs.
"Very good," said her embarrassed mother.
"Is it because I'm blonde, mummy?"
"No, darling, it's because you're 25."
2007-02-27 00:35:16 · answer #1 · answered by mphermes 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
True Football Fan
Recently, I was at a professional football game supporting my favorite team. My seat wasn't the greatest, so when i noticed a vacant seat on the fifty yard line 10 rows up, I headed towards it. I asked the man sitting next to it if the seat was taken. He replied, "No".
I started talking to the man and I learned he owned the seat I was in. He said, "My wife use to love to come to these games until she died."
"Why didn't you give this seat away to a friend?" I asked.
2007-02-27 08:33:14 · answer #2 · answered by ms01 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I'm so broke that if a mugger was to rob me, he'd only be practicing!!!
2007-03-03 00:11:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. When a lawyer talks, how do you know if he's lying?
A. When his lips move.
2007-02-27 08:32:53 · answer #4 · answered by jacquie 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
none are best
2007-02-27 08:38:54 · answer #5 · answered by glamourous 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋