Ok, if a nuke was launched from a country far away from us *points over there,* then the news stations picked up on it and aired it. It was found out to be headed to the U.S. If the location that was to be impacted was at your door step and there was only 5 minutes until its impact and you're watching the missile live on live from space on TV. If you're thinking about NORAD, let's just add some fun to it. By some mishap, the U.S. Missile Defense was under major maintenance so no missile defenses was online.
What would your last 5 minutes be if you knew a 50 mega ton or so nuclear missile was aimed at your town, at your doorstep. What would be your final thoughts? Would you think of confessing? Would you believe in God now? "Is it going to hurt?"
Please have fun, I'm bored, make it funny too! Here's what I would do: "Sit outside with those trooper shades and a whole bunch of sunblock of the highest SPF and I would smoke a joint listening to ACDC's 'Highway to Hell.'" Yeah!
2007-02-27 00:00:13 · 8 answers · asked by Homer 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Military
Hmmm ok,
First I would have to run down to the beer store. Why bother to pay since the Bomb is going to fall ??? Run back to the house and see what the neighbors wife is doing. (She is kinda hot afterall and well the Bomb is going to fall soon anyhow.) Play AC-DC's Highway to Hell and Led Zepplin's Stairway to Heaven since that way I will be covered !!! And If I have any extra tiem left over Drink more Beer !!!
2007-02-27 00:49:58 · answer #1 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Guess I'ld be happy I wasn't living in the states anymore. I'ld call up my other expat friends and we would head out somewhere with copious amounts of alcohol to discuss how F-ed up things were and how many days did we expect til the world was blown to pieces. After all I imagine somehow America will find a way to retaliate or maybe one of our allies would blow away the "over there" country for us. Either way, we're all gonna have to bend over and kiss our butts goodbye.
2007-02-27 10:46:51 · answer #2 · answered by Laoshu Laoshi 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd probably be pretty angry at the stupid politicians who got us into all this mess and I'd stand outside shaking my fist, making rude gestures and cussing up a storm. I have an extensive vocabulary, so I'm sure I could rant non-stop for a solid five minutes.
2007-02-27 08:07:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ahh, hate to dissapoint you but I'd just turn of the tv and an march out of the living room saying to myself "yep nothin but c@#p on tv this morning!"
2007-02-27 08:08:25 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
never believe a bomb is dropping down on you until you see it yourself and the time being go to toilet to do the necessary thing
2007-02-27 08:20:15 · answer #5 · answered by kimht 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have always believed in God.
I'd try to get to my children.
2007-02-27 08:09:33 · answer #6 · answered by FOA 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You know, Homer, only boring people get bored.
2007-02-27 08:23:46 · answer #7 · answered by Jacob W 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd just nip off to the bathroom first.
2007-02-27 08:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋