A person was walking through a garden as he passed an oak tree he saw a ghost . The ghost told him '' I need your blood '' as he told that the man murmured something in the ghost's ear the ghost ran away .
What he told the ghost was '' Hey ghost i've AIDS if you drink my blood you'll also have AIDS ''
2007-02-26 23:51:33 · 35 answers · asked by Priya 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
What makes you call this a 'joke'? It's pathetic.
2007-02-26 23:56:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
2 / 10
2007-02-27 22:43:43 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I can't rate that joke because on a scale of 1-10 there are no negative numbers.
If you do another joke this lame, I coould rate the 2 of them together because a double negative makes a positive.
2007-02-27 08:02:22 · answer #3 · answered by Toeless_Joe_Jackson 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry wasn't that funny nice try though
Beside on the scale of 1-10 this joke will be 4
2007-02-27 00:00:03 · answer #4 · answered by Rwivoo B 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
And 80 year old women goes to the docter cuz she couldent stop scrathcin her vagina so she goes and the doctor says that she got crabs and she was like i wash my self every day so she goes to another doctor and he said she had crabs too so she dident belive any of them and went to the Best doctor in the city So he takes a look and told her that she had fruit flys Becuase her cherry has gone bad
2007-02-27 09:28:28 · answer #5 · answered by Mark S 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Priya that was one of the cutest original jokes I have ever heard!
AIDS = Anytime Instant Death to Spirits...Right!!!
2007-02-28 20:31:13 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tit for tat take this:What's the difference between a physician, a surgeon, a psychiatrist, and a pathologist ?
The physician knows everything and does nothing.
The surgeon knows nothing and does everything.
The psychiatrist knows nothing and does nothing.
The pathologist knows everything, but always a week too late.
2007-02-27 19:30:37 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad 5/10
2007-02-27 01:28:45 · answer #8 · answered by cute 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
0/10...You wasted 5 points on this nonsense???
2007-02-28 03:52:55 · answer #9 · answered by sherri p #5 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ALL NON-VEG JOKES LIKE THIS ONE MUST BE GIVEN 0/100.
IF YOU THINK JOKE IS VEG THEN YOU WILL BE GIVEN 50/100
2007-02-27 02:40:33 · answer #10 · answered by shrihanumanbhakta 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋