2007-02-26 23:31:58 · 16 answers · asked by UFO 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A man donates blood after his wife is hurt badly in a car crash
A few weeks later they go through a real nasty divorce and he demands his blood back.
She throws a used tampax into his face and says"there u go i will pay you monthly!"
2007-02-26 23:50:14 · answer #1 · answered by Angel 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
An 80 year old women goes to the docter cuz she couldent stop scrathcin her vagina so she goes and the doctor says that she got crabs and she was like i wash my self every day so she goes to another doctor and he said she had crabs too so she dident belive any of them and went to the Best doctor in the city So he takes a look and told her that she had fruit flys Becuase her cherry has gone bad
2007-02-27 09:31:37 · answer #2 · answered by Mark S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you heard of Picabo (Pronounced Peekaboo) Street the Olympic Skier? Well, one of her first jobs was working at the Hospital in the I.C.U. at the front desk. When she got fired from her job she came home and her husband asked, what happened. She said I don't know, the phone rang at the front desk and I answered and said, Picabo, ICU.
2007-02-27 00:07:30 · answer #3 · answered by Lids 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ok. I could say sorry because of fact i could no longer examine all of it. it is not because of fact it extremely is long (you may see a number of my questions) yet because of fact I already shaped an opinion of him and there is no escaping it no rely how solid something of if grow to be. My answer is assuming which you by no potential have been given back with him and you're a great man or woman who has a severe self love/admire... stay removed from him. There are themes with him deeper than you ever desire to be an element of. i visit wager his mum and dad are the two divorced or considered one of them is an alcoholic. i'm additionally going to wager that he grow to be abused as a newborn, in line with danger no longer by his mum and dad yet in line with danger at school. I additionally desire to think of that he broke up along with his maximum contemporary lady buddy in a unfavorable way and now he's going back to you because of fact he's familiar with that there is unfinished organisation and he's no longer happy till he has a woman on his arm.... look, you reported it so your self on your question. He made no attempt to get to comprehend his youngster, he calls you names (and you tolerated it), he claims that the beginning up it grow to be no longer something yet intercourse then contradicts himself asserting he "wanted you to get pregnant on account which you have been the single"...... he's a trailer trash participant... in basic terms kick him to the shrink and discover a great guy that can shop his d*ck in his pants and not whore around to distinctive women persons and characteristic distinctive babies... interior the propose time, do something astounding for your self, you deserve it! Have your mom watch the youngster(s) and bypass to the spa and get a rub down. you should spice up that vanity of yours (in basic terms like my spouse does) and get on board with the happy prepare because of fact from the tone of this question, i think of you have long mandatory a holiday from accountability and perform a little "me" time... solid success and bear in mind, do no longer do something which you do no longer desire your youngster to teach back and say "mom, why did you try this".
2016-11-26 01:45:43 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A doctor hasn't been able to focus on his work lately because he is feeling guilty. He's recently slept with one of his patients and soon, his conscience starts to appear.
*Reassuring voice* Don't worry mate, plenty of docs sleep with their patients, just make sure you don't do it again alright?
*Another little voice* But...you're a vet.
2007-02-27 00:10:10 · answer #5 · answered by yooshi 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
well unfortunately it relates to one of our traditional customs and it was in my vernacular language - so now all the humour would be lost in translation and also if u dont know about the custom then it really wouldnt make sense...
it was soooo funny - i literally cried 'tears of joy'.. LOL
2007-02-26 23:52:55 · answer #6 · answered by Condie 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
One night, grandma was feeling "hot". so she put on her lingerie and went to grandpa's room.
Grandpa: Can you get me a beer. Thank you.
Grandma went and got beer, and left the room all mad. The next night, grandma decide to just wear thongs, and went to grandpa's room.
Grandpa: honey, can you get me my dinner please.
still not noticing grandma.
on the 3rd night, grandma walked inside grandpa's room all naked.
Grandpa: (seeing grandma) "OH, DANG WOMAN! NEXT TIME PLEASE IRON YOUR CLOTHES! SHEESH!"
2007-02-27 00:05:24 · answer #7 · answered by kaye g 1 · 1⤊ 1⤋
This joke has two parts.
Q1: What's pink and fluffy?
A1: Pink fluff.
Q2: What's purple and fluffy?
2007-02-26 23:49:51 · answer #8 · answered by muffmuff 1 · 1⤊ 2⤋
two men on oppacite sides of the world ,one is on a tight rope 80ft up and the other one is gettin a ******** from a 80 yr old woman
wot r they both thinkin
dnt look dwn
2007-02-26 23:35:32 · answer #9 · answered by chrisatkinsymca 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
If a person who is addicted to alcohol is called an Alcoholic then can we say that a person who is addicted to cats is called a **CATHOLIC**.
2007-02-26 23:36:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋