i love my girlfriend i love her best
i love her best when she's undressed.
i do her standing ,sitting or lying if she had wings i would do her flying.
and when she's dead and all forgotten
i'll dig her grave and do her rotten
2007-02-26 23:10:26 · 21 answers · asked by conan 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh that surely tickles my bones....
hahahahaha....
lol...
may i ask to you love your girlfriend for sex?
or love her jaz the way she is?
don't worry i'll send paparrazzi to take you pix of your girlfriend doing it....
hahahahah....
my tummy aches becoz of laughter....
=))
2007-02-26 23:22:02 · answer #1 · answered by hot chic 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great poem man!
That could be the hymn of the necrophiliacs
To make it better change one best with breast like this:
i love my girlfriend i love her best
i love her breast when she's undressed.
i do her standing ,sitting or lying if she had wings i would do her flying.
and when she's dead and all forgotten
i'll dig her grave and do her rotten
2007-02-27 09:08:09 · answer #2 · answered by mphermes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm..It sound spretty damn good..up intil the 'do her rotten' part... Dood, that's disgusting ;/ But the parts before that asre kinda..err... Kinky...;]...so...does your gf know yew have a fetish for her Vaginal area???
2007-02-27 07:15:09 · answer #3 · answered by ` [ [ E l i e B e a n ] ] ; ; 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny and so honest!! ...I do it standing, sitting, or lying. If I had wings I'd do it flying......Kinky!! Great!! Love it!
2007-02-27 07:16:14 · answer #4 · answered by Lori 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, except for the "do her rotten" part.....that's kinda creepy!
2007-02-27 07:17:48 · answer #5 · answered by LuckyDawg 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you should probably increase your medications as you were advised to in several other of your Q & As. HeeHee.
2007-02-27 07:15:31 · answer #6 · answered by jenjadekim 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol - sounds like u dont love ur gal - but her p ussy
lol - only messing, good poem though -shows how much u luv her!!!
2007-02-27 07:13:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i think that you had put alot of thought and effort into this poem...i think that it should be published! You can be a star!!! i can see the headlines now......''Retard Finally ''hits it '' Big ..''
2007-02-27 07:38:20 · answer #8 · answered by UFO 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
vety good ..but think about all who lost there wife or husband due too a earl death like me
2007-02-27 07:58:47 · answer #9 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny 10/10,,,, but you messed up the last part.
2007-02-27 07:56:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋