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After the nativity we hear no more about Jesus till he begins his mission thirty years later, did he ever punch anyone out, did he live a life of sin and debauchery and then suddenly reform himself and his opinions age thirty as many people seem to when they mature.

The story of the young Jesus in the Temple aged about twelve is widely considered to be a forged and much later addition so I would like you discount it here.

2007-02-26 23:07:59 · 12 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I have already asked Jesus himself but so far he has refused to answer me.

2007-02-26 23:12:52 · update #1

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I've had the pleasure of reading some of the forty hidden Gospels kept in the Vatican private library and Christs early teenage and young adult years are profoundly documented by the Gospel according to Barney. It seems that the young Jesus did strike quite a few People as His Grace was a boxer of some repute and also studied to become a Ninja! With His ability to walk on water and fly He was an adversary that none could defeat. In time though young Jesus realized that He was wasting His gifts and returned to His native lands where He went about the important work of preaching to a gaggle of ingrates who eventually He allowed to crucify Him. It all makes perfect sense when read in context. I'm glad I could help clear this up. Good day.

2007-02-26 23:31:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

it is written in the prophecy of isaiah that Jesus will be so gentle that he would not bend a reed. or something like that. To me that almost makes him effemminent! but the casting out of the money changers and using a whip seems to contradict that verse.
in a manuscript, it is written that He cursed a child and the child died. Some people accused him of pushing him or hitting him. but when Jesus brought the child back to life, the child DENIED that Jesus had done the deed.
as far as forgeries Go! there are many antichristian forgies that show things about jesus which are opposite to the truth. This is called the act of Confusing the story. The source of confusion is SATAN. The more lies satan can get people to believe the better off he has control over the truth, and who gets murdered according to who is in power and what is believed.

see REv 18:24. the church of Evil is guilty of all those that are Killed
as for ASKING Jesus for answer, I guarantee you will never get an answer. YOU HAVE to pray sincerely. First step! then you have to study it out for yourself! 2nd step. You have to seek, knock and open doors, and YES even open the scriptures. When Jesus answers you, He will do so because you have proven some amount of faith and sincerity and do not ask "amiss".

as for the missing years part of the question. Some people teach jesus Jesus traveled in ships to great britain, while others just say he lived with his father in Israel.
As for asking

2007-02-26 23:16:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Ok, this is totally off the wall, but maybe he knocked up an Indian woman or two during his life? What if the population of India has his blood going around? His mom and pop might have lived in India or Tibet during His earlier years. There is no mention of them after He showed back up. How about He moved back to Judea, leaving His folks doing carpentry in India and tries to be a Holy Man. Well, the establishment Rabiis, wouldn't have liked that, right? Who petitioned for Him to get executed?

2007-02-26 23:22:05 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The so called missing years are not missing. Read the book by E. Raymond Clapp, The Traditions of Glastonbury, and you will see that Jesus traveled to Glastonbury with His uncle. Go to any Public Library and check out the book and you will learn a great deal about Christ in those years. His uncle was a very wealthy man who owned Tin Mines there and often Christ went with him to there. Time would not allow me to give you a histoy lesson, but as I have said, check out the book.

2007-02-26 23:14:51 · answer #4 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 1 1

"The Passover of the Jews was at hand, and Jesus went up to Jerusalem. In the temple he found those who were selling oxen and sheep and pigeons, and the money-changers at their business. And making a whip of cords, he drove them all, with the sheep and oxen, out of the temple; and he poured out the coins of the money-changers and overturned their tables." -- John 2:13-15

2007-02-26 23:12:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

No He was still the perfect lamb, able to be offered because he had lived a life without sin. We dont know specifics about that time, but I know that he would not have been the sacrificial lamb unless he committed no sin.

2007-02-26 23:12:31 · answer #6 · answered by answers999 6 · 0 1

He is almost striking in character, wouldn't you say? More like a character stain. Old valuable fable becomes mans greatest fear. Lame Saint

2007-02-26 23:15:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

He spent 12 of those yr or so hidding in Egypt
The rest he was waiting for his time!

No he did not
Jesus was the only one without sin!
He never sinned once in life
He was sinless you idiot.
If you were Christian you would know this, even muslims know this.

2007-02-26 23:11:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

reforming himself would be contradictory to what he taught, that only God can truly reform a heart. his whole mission and message and sacrifice would be a farce and powerless and forgotten of if he was a sinner.

2007-02-26 23:12:49 · answer #9 · answered by Sean B 2 · 0 1

he went to thailand for some ladyboys

2007-02-26 23:12:54 · answer #10 · answered by Four Eyes 2 · 1 2

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