Three Hillbillies are sitting on a porch shootin' the breeze.
1st Hillbilly: "My blonde wife sure is stupid... she bought an air conditioner!"
2nd Hillbilly: "Why is that stupid?"
1st Hillbilly: "We ain't got no 'lectricity!"
2nd Hillbilly: "That's nothin'! My blonde wife is so stupid, she bought one of them new fangled warshin' machines!"
1st Hillbilly: "Why is that so stupid?"
2nd Hillbilly: "Cause we ain't got no plummin'!"
3rd Hillbilly : "That ain't nuthin'! My redhead wife is dumber than both yer wifes put together! I was going through her purse the other day lookin' fer some change, and I found 6 condoms in there."
1st and 2nd Hillbillies: "Well what's so dumb about that?"
3rd Hillbilly: "She ain't got no pecker!!!"
2007-02-26 22:40:47 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL! Yes, she does. She has HIM. A big one.
2007-02-26 23:19:05 · answer #1 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-09-29 23:33:25 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What should I say!!!Do I have to say it was funny OR I can say my real opinion about it?if so I didn`t like it at all.
2007-02-26 23:19:35 · answer #3 · answered by taqua_12 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh ya it's funny. Very funny.
2007-02-26 23:05:54 · answer #4 · answered by shoryu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is the best one i have heard in a year
2007-02-26 22:47:25 · answer #5 · answered by booge 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahha , good joke dude
a good : joke and a golden star
good luck !!!
2007-02-26 22:43:58 · answer #6 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice one
2007-02-27 09:34:24 · answer #7 · answered by Mark S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-02-26 23:10:01 · answer #8 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha... dat woz a gud one!
2007-02-26 23:10:29 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's a good one
hahahaha
lol
x
2007-02-26 22:48:13 · answer #10 · answered by ngbreeca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋