Please don't take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!!
Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home.
The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink.
After the last drink he attempts to get off the bar stool, and falls to the floor...... he hauls him self up and moves forward about a meter and falls to the floor again!!!
Luckly the bloke only lives 200m from the pub, however hard the bloke tries ever meter he falls to the ground... hauls himself up.... falls down....
Next morning the blokes wife brings him a cup of tea in bed and exclaims "you cirtainly had a few last night!!"
The bloke protests "No No, I only had a couple"
"Rubish!" Says the wife, "I know you had far to much last night because Larry the barman called.... says you've left your wheel-chair in the bar!!!"
2007-02-26 22:09:52 · 12 answers · asked by Lucky Cat 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha
so he had a wheelchair huh?
I thought he was extremely drunk that night.
excellent joke my friend 10/10
2007-02-26 23:51:44 · answer #1 · answered by Oh! Crud 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you have have been given fifteen minutes till maximum u . s . taverns announce, "final call", and yet another fifteen till now doors are locked so shop pouring because of fact in basic terms the fairly desperate may well be all eating nicely previous supper besides in Minnesota.
2016-11-26 01:42:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha well done 10
2007-02-26 22:14:13 · answer #3 · answered by conan 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nice one! didnt see that one coming XD
2007-02-26 23:27:16 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its funny :) At least he thought that he could walk :)
2007-02-26 22:15:17 · answer #5 · answered by Taurus 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol c what happens when u drink 2 much?!!?? LOL
2007-02-26 22:13:30 · answer #6 · answered by Jessie 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good joke dude , LOL
good joke and good luck !!!!!!!
2007-02-26 22:32:27 · answer #7 · answered by Luv Rulz 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lucky cat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congratulations, cus I did not get offensive with this joke.
2007-02-26 22:19:29 · answer #8 · answered by krishan 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well done
2007-02-27 00:11:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
l m a o..lol!
2007-02-26 22:14:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋