2007-02-26 18:29:40 · 9 answers · asked by some chic 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
And Saint Julia of Childs spoketh....."And I will say unto to...go forth and bake. Thou art noblest of all creatures, He who toils with ladle and spatula for the Kingdom of Heaven will no eternal piece. Lest ye not know saturated fats...may ye know the organics. Nay, bretheren....do not use a pillar of salt..use only a dash. And may the Yolks thou uses be only that of Egg Beaters...or oxen.
For thine is the Kingdom and the baking powder forever and ever. Amen".
(Emeril 6:19)
2007-02-26 18:40:11 · answer #1 · answered by I am Laurie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does that mean I would have to go to Hell to get a slice of Devil's food cake? I do love chocolate. hmmm, and would I have to eat it with a pitchfork? lol
2007-02-26 18:33:23 · answer #2 · answered by Lover of God 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If there is a heaven, the individuals there don't have human bodies and don't have an appetite. Religion refrains from mentioning that.
2007-02-26 20:33:09 · answer #3 · answered by liberty11235 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh yeah
2007-02-26 18:35:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think I have any Biblical references to back up my answer...
2007-02-26 18:32:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If they do, I hope it has chocolate frosting and cheesecake filling.
2007-02-26 18:35:50 · answer #6 · answered by queensassey 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is this a real question or a joke?
2007-02-26 18:33:20 · answer #7 · answered by Dakota Lynn Takes Gun 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yeah it's unleavened. (The way jesus likes it).
2007-02-26 18:35:16 · answer #8 · answered by lilith 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heavenly
2007-02-26 18:32:38 · answer #9 · answered by chucky 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋