I hate the straight and narrow, it's boring. When I'm on my motorcycle I ride the crooked and hilly. Is the road to Hell paved?
2007-02-26 18:01:04 · 16 answers · asked by Beavis Christ AM 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You ain't going to hell. Sounds like you are going to party. I wanna go. Take me on your mad bike!
2007-02-26 18:06:06 · answer #1 · answered by queensassey 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hell is paved with good intention. its whether or not those intentions become actions that decide your fate. your info is very vague, so its hard to really answer that other than generically. a crooked and hilly route isn't necessarily bad or wrong. its the decisions u make and motives u have while u take that ride. having the urge to make life less boring doesn't mean u gotta stray off the spiritual path either. best of luck to you.
2007-02-27 02:49:57 · answer #2 · answered by nay-nay 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Motorcycles are cool.
There is nothing wrong with fun and adventure - only certain highly conservative fundamentalists groups are against that|
The *true* moral teachings of Christianity (as opposed to the distortions) are not meant to ruin or even curtail our happiness, but are there to regulate our lives so that we do not run into the rocks and be destroyed, but in fact to maximize that happiness|
Take sexuality, for example| It is the most wonderful gift of God, which some philosophers and theologians have called the one thing from paradise that God has left us|
However, you can look to see what happens when our sexuality is *abused* - broken homes, betrayal, heartbreak, street hoodlums who have grown up with no proper father, sexually transmitted disease, the tragedy of abortion, etc. etc.
Sex is the most powerful natural force in the universe, meant to unite husband and wife in loving ecstasy and to produce new life, but without a proper observance of the constraints that are supposed to accompany it, it causes the worst disaster and misery possible|
The devastation of abused sexuality is all around us, it is a wonder that people simply do not draw the proper conclusions from it (if they even notice it anymore)|
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2007-02-27 02:14:24 · answer #3 · answered by Catholic Philosopher 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my dear, the "straight and narrow" is anything but boring. It is called that because it is through ONE person - Christ. We have a motorcycle chaplain in our "denomination" and he loves to ride! Christ gives you enjoyment with no regrets and no "hangovers" - There is joy in Christ that this world has no concept of. To get to hell you have to "ride" over the blood of the Lamb and the Old Rugged Cross and millions of Christians screaming for all their worth "PLEASE turn around."
2007-02-27 02:10:06 · answer #4 · answered by wd 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Consult Quran
2007-02-27 02:05:07 · answer #5 · answered by Punter 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
We cannot tell who is going to hell and who is going to heaven, because even prostitutes and tax collectors will go to heaven if they seek God and ask His forgiveness. You might today hate straight and narrow, but 2mrw may enjoy it, just like me. Even when Jesus was killed on the cross, a worst person who was killed with Him had asked Jesus forgiveness and definely has/will be in heaven. So I doubt, you too !
2007-02-27 02:09:00 · answer #6 · answered by Brinda 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Livin' easy, lovin' free
Season ticket on a one-way ride
Askin' nothing, leave me be
Takin' everything in my stride
Don't need reason, don't need rhyme
Ain't nothin' that'll ever do
Going down, party time
My friends are gonna be there too
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to Hell
I'm on a Highway to Hell
Highway to Hell
No stop signs, speed limit
Nobody's gonna slow us down
Like a wheel, gonna spin it
Nobody's gonna mess me round
Hey Satan, paid my dues
Playing in a rockin' band
Hey Momma, look at me
I'm on my way to the promised land
I'm on the highway to hell
(Don't stop me)
And I'm going down, all the way down
I'm on the highway to hell
Highway to Hell ACDC
2007-02-27 02:04:34 · answer #7 · answered by Maestro 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Well in heaven, God punishes those that learn. So hell may not be so bad. Where do you want to live. Where education is shunned or where a dude that never kills anyone teaches?
2007-02-27 02:06:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Animated cartoon characters such as yourself, Beavis, do not have a soul. So, no. You are not going to Hell.
2007-02-27 02:06:39 · answer #9 · answered by Just Ask Ashley 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
We have elders in our church we call the 'motorcycle elders' because they ride them to church. Cool.
2007-02-27 02:21:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋