Since the Christians seem to keep losing Jesus, we non-believers should put together a list of places we've seen him, just so they can look more effectively, and maybe not lose him so much.
1. At the bottom of the bottle.
2. Behind the couch.
3. Under the on-ramp.
4. The local synagouge.
5. The Ladies Room.
6. Traffic.
Where have you seen him We need to help the Christians do this, right?
2007-02-26 17:02:42 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hiding in the trunk of my car! He was trying to sneak into the US.
2007-02-26 17:06:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
-----> -----> God Is Missing:
Two 6 year old boys were attending religious school and giving the teachers problems. The teachers had tried everything to make them behave - time outs, notes home, missed recesses - but could do nothing with them. Finally the boys were sent to see the priest.
The first boy went in and sat in a chair across the desk from the priest. The priest asked, "Do you know where God is?" The little boy just sat there.
The priest stood up and asked again, "Son, do you know where God is?" The little boy trembled but said nothing.
The priest leaned across the desk and again asked, "Do you know where God is?"
The little boy bolted out of the chair ran past his friend in the waiting room, all the way home. He got in bed and pulled the covers up over his head. His friend had followed him home asked, "what happened in there?"
The boy replied, "God is missing and they think we did it!"
2007-02-27 01:10:34 · answer #2 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Behind Waldo.
2007-02-27 01:06:06 · answer #3 · answered by CC 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
7. Burned into toast.
2007-02-27 01:06:32 · answer #4 · answered by Kris B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Christ has never changed or moved. HE isn't "lost" but people can remove themselves from Him and THEY become "lost." To "find" Him, all we have to do is go back to where we "left" Him to begin with.
2007-02-27 01:11:17 · answer #5 · answered by wd 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Non believers see him? Hmmm. Weird.
2007-02-27 01:06:50 · answer #6 · answered by Miss Momma 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is there waiting for you to come and accept him as your lord and savior! do you accept him in faith?
2007-02-27 01:08:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
What, I havent lost him yet, he was just here.
2007-02-27 01:05:51 · answer #8 · answered by elhefe1968 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
in your brain
2007-02-27 01:09:01 · answer #9 · answered by sahara_springs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋