I just found a tablet that has, in a strange language, "YOG-SOTOTH IS THE GATE AND THE KEY." Then all the stars changed position, and now horrible monsters are attacking my neighbor hood! What would Jesus do?
2007-02-26 16:40:51 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Damn, I misspelled "Yog-Sothoth"
2007-02-26 16:48:25 · update #1
Crank up Call of the Ctthullu by Metallica and call up his buddy, Chuck Ward, and say "Yo, Dexter, m' man! You would not *believe* how many shroom's I just downed, man!"
2007-02-26 16:45:13 · answer #1 · answered by godlessinaz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Did you realize YOG-SOTOTH is an anogram for Go Shotty.. I think it is like a gaming reference.. I mean when I was playing Doom and all the zombies would pop out I'd whip out the double barrel shotty and put them outta their misery.. Maybe that is a sign.. Go Shotty on those punk monsters.
Edit: Oops.. NM it'd be Goo Shotty.. That has entirely different implications.. Erm..
2007-02-27 00:45:41 · answer #2 · answered by DimensionalStryder 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Put the stars back in place, then either rebuke or domesticate the horrible monsters. Then slap you for using the tablet.
2007-02-27 00:45:26 · answer #3 · answered by kmsbean 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't feel sorry for you at all. Maybe a little disappointed. If you did not know it, God will not be mocked. His vengeance is now, not after you die.
If you continue in this manner without repenting, you are headed for trouble. This is just a kind warning to you.><>
2007-02-27 00:46:38 · answer #4 · answered by CEM 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is dead...so I would suggest getting the hell outta there and make sure you take Kirby!
2007-02-27 00:46:32 · answer #5 · answered by Stormilutionist Chasealogist 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He would take authority over the demons and command them to leave.
2007-02-27 00:45:08 · answer #6 · answered by wd 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Uhhh...call ghostbusters?
2007-02-27 00:50:39 · answer #7 · answered by CC 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He would still love you eventhough ur a schizophrenic
2007-02-27 00:46:26 · answer #8 · answered by w@NEe 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus wouldn't drop acid ; )
2007-02-27 00:43:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, you could turn off "Ghostbusters" for starters.
2007-02-27 00:57:58 · answer #10 · answered by Voodoid 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋