Is Satan responsible for me reaching the age of consent in all 50 states? Does God approve of my ability to sleep around wherever, and if he dosen't, will he buy me condoms?
2007-02-26 16:10:12 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You're going to need those condoms if your totem animal really is a rabbit!
2007-02-26 17:31:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If God by providing u a condom can stop anyone from sleeping around wherever i believe he will supply u with condoms as much as the number of stars in the sky.
But the real qns is, for a person that likes to sleep around with or without a condom, does he/she really cares for the approval of God??
And if he/she feels that God should still try his best to protect u from disease by buying u condom, than the next qns is do u think a condom is 100% safe??
2007-02-27 00:38:37 · answer #2 · answered by K J 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just to get things strait... The path to god is not sex.... God gives us sex and material things as, you may say, perks... The only path to god is Love... not what most people think as love, but real Love. Love can be between anybody, men to men, men to women, women to women, and so forth... these perks such as sex, and lambos can destract us from real Love. THis does not mean is you own a Lambo you dont love god, it means you must love and support those around you, only then will you reach god.
Satan is the feeling that pulls you to sin, you have controll of him, but men easily can let him take controll of themselves. YOu must keep your head above water, keep satan down, dont let him victimize and strangle you... Love is the only way...
PS. sorry, God wont buy you condoms...
2007-02-27 00:19:37 · answer #3 · answered by joe d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan is responsible for condoms, sleep, and wicked music. Rule of thumb: If it isn't in the church, it's Satan.
2007-02-27 00:13:44 · answer #4 · answered by The Church Lady 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
God, the Christian one, says that premarital sex is bad and I don't think he promotes condom use. And yes, Satan is responsible, but that doesn't mean you can't make friends with him and make sweet sweet love with whomever you so desire.
2007-02-27 00:14:39 · answer #5 · answered by Nonfat Antipop 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mocking God does not
harm the truth. It does
harm your soul.
2007-02-27 01:06:00 · answer #6 · answered by PokerChip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No you fool its a choice. Everything you do is a choice. "Satan" is just a title we've given to that which we feel to be wrong.
2007-02-27 00:14:22 · answer #7 · answered by screwyouguys_19 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Nobody is responsible for your sleeping around. Tou take that responsibility!!!!!
2007-02-27 00:13:59 · answer #8 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Of course.He has a platinum Visa.
2007-02-27 00:13:45 · answer #9 · answered by christian b 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
^_^ so practical arent you?
Stop being practical! God doesnt like that!
2007-02-27 00:13:24 · answer #10 · answered by Mayonaise 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋