Little Zachary was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything... Tutors, Mentors, flash cards, Special learning centers. In short, everything They could think of to help his math.
Finally, in a last ditch effort, they took Zachary down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first
day, little Zachary came home with a very serious look on his face. He didn't even kiss his mother Hello. Instead, he went straight to his room and started studying. Books and papers were spread out all over the room and little Zachary was hard at work.
His mother was amazed.
She called him down to dinner. To her shock, the minute he was done, he marched back to his room without a word, and in no time, he was back hitting the books as hard as before.
This went on for some time, day after day, while the mother
tried to understand what made all the difference.
Finally, little Zachary brought home his report card. He quietly laid it on the table, went up to his room and hit the books. With great trepidation, his Mom looked at it and to her great surprise,
little Zachary got an "A" in math.
She could no longer hold her curiosity. She went to his room and said, "Son, what was it? Was it the nuns?"
Little Zachary looked at her and
shook his head, no.
"Well, then," she replied, Was it the books, the discipline, the structure, the uniforms? "WHAT WAS IT ALREADY?"
Little Zachary looked at her and said, "Well, on
the first day of school when I saw that guy nailed to
the plus sign, I knew they weren't fooling around."
2007-02-26 15:34:39 · 17 answers · asked by pink9364 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I liked this becasue I can imagine what this little boy thought and he probably DID see a plus sign and some dude up there... nothing more
2007-02-26 15:47:15 · update #1
*giggles*
I'm dyscalculiate (numeric-dyslexic); I love it.
2007-02-26 15:38:14 · answer #1 · answered by GreenEyedLilo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Poor little Zac
2007-02-26 15:37:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I have read this joke(long) before,
But still after reading it again I found it Humorous like the first time.
Keep it Up!!!
2007-02-26 15:39:43 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Very funny. We need more jokes here to lighten it up once in a while.
2007-02-26 15:43:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny funny!
2007-02-26 16:00:23 · answer #5 · answered by up4anything 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahahahahahahhaaaaa. poor zachary.
2007-02-26 15:39:25 · answer #6 · answered by Liz 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ah, Nothing like fear to get people to do what you want them to.
2007-02-26 15:41:18 · answer #7 · answered by Magus 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
lol thats funny! nice one
2007-02-26 15:41:34 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one!
2007-02-26 15:44:26 · answer #9 · answered by spanky 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awww... I can imagine what he thought...
2007-02-26 15:52:20 · answer #10 · answered by Me 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋