Since a random explosion created the universe, if I blow up a tree could I get well crafted furniture?

Question

The Wizard (below) I'd give my "IQ" odds over yours any day. I did not dispute the possibility of the Big Bang. I disouted the origins of it if it did occur. Next time try reading the question as is before calling people morons.

Answer 1

not in a zillion years.
but if you're patient and "creative", you can strategically place bombs around the tree and w/ careful timing and good explosion control, you may be able to produce prehistoric-looking furniture
some people are so illogical. they just accept desperate-illogical theories because of their unwillingness to admit the the existence of a creator.

Answer 2

The Big Bang was not an explosion in the sense of blowing things up. And if you were to blow up a tree and wait 13 billion years, then you probably could get a piece of furniture.

Answer 3

Who said anything about a random explosion. Big Bang theory is a little more complex than that.
Blowing up a tree is a random event and the outcome of that is random and unpredictable. If you blow up enough trees you will achieve all possible outcomes so eventually one result could be considered as furniture although it wouldn't have nails, upholstery, varnish or anything untreelike about it.
There is no linkage between the two concepts in any physical sense and to try to illustrate a prejudice by a display of ignorance doesn't really work.
By your logic delivering metal to a Ford factory produces cars so that delivering plastic to any structure should have the same or analogous result.

Answer 4

No.
The material from the blowing tree, like a star, will be the base for the construction of another ecosystem. This process of continuous life in movement and evolution is called the circle of life. The life is the same in the micro and macro worlds.
A good carpenter like Jesus maybe use his capacity to convert the broken parts of the tree in a beautifull chair.

Answer 5

I forget the theory this is under - but yes it could happen. I think it's chaos theory. Something about 100 monkeys pounding on typewriters would eventually type a masterpiece.
Just get permits before blowing up any trees!!
Once the paperwork is correct have fun!!
I could use a nice rocking chair! Keep me in mind.

Answer 6

Actually, if you blow up a tree, all you will get is twenty to thirty years either in a mental institution, a prison, or split the time in each. Perhaps by the time you get out, you will be able to come up with a more thoughtful, less provocative question.

Answer 7

Unlikely.
Your god being true can be related to this : Just because you cant disprove that there is a teapot a quarter on an inch big floating around in space between earth and mars must mean its there. If this theory was taught on sundays and the followers of it glared at you if you questioned it, it may seem more likely...

Answer 8

You fell into the typical trap. You associated the explosion, not the cooling and condensation that followed with the organization. How many explosions have you seen that aren't finished radiating 13.7 billion years after the fact?

Answer 9

I wouldn't suggest blowing up any innocent trees If I were you. But the theory of un-intelligent "intelligent" design is something to think about.

Answer 10

No. Obviously you are ignorant of physical knowledge. You are comparing two drastically different situations. If you blow a tree up, does the wood become absolutely infinitely dense, and do the laws of physics break down, so that new particles and matter become into creation?

Creationists are morons. The Big Bang is pretty much a fact; get over it, and stop whining about why things you don't understand don't make sense to you. Ignorance is the greatest evil in the world, and it's contageous.