I have been burdoned with extreme good looks since I was a baby
Even at the tender age of 6 months ,other babies would fall in love with me.
I have suffered all my life: Being treated like a film star every time I went to a bar or a club.
I've had many punches from jealous husbands and boyfriends.
Every girlfriends I was attached to gave me a dogs life because of thier jealousy
I'm now in my fourties,but unfortunately I'm still disturbingly handsome
and I'm now pestered by older as well as young women.
I've even had to dishearten a lot of men who could't resist making advances towards me,but fortunately I had such a powerful physique that they were easily deterred.
So all you average ,or even minging men out there ,remember that being disturbingly handsome has its down side
2007-02-26 13:30:39 · 17 answers · asked by strutter 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Gosh if you were chocolate you`d eat yourself!!theres a fine line between confidence and arrogance and i think you`ve just crossed it!!
2007-02-26 13:36:33 · answer #1 · answered by onlyme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you my husband???? Sounds like a similar story to him! But he enjoys it! What he's doin with a fat old bird like me I'll never know!
I find some people think I'm "so pretty" and others see a dog, it's a really mixed reaction I get. Very interesting to observe, did you leanr how to manipulate people?
2007-02-26 18:26:31 · answer #2 · answered by SEJ71 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ironically, the best looking people do not actually realise how beautiful or handsome they really are.
'Disturbingly handsome'? More like 'disturbingly dry-witted'. Thanks for making me laugh.
2007-02-26 13:55:07 · answer #3 · answered by Sun is Shining ❂ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha - I see from your avatar picture that you look just like me. I happen to be hideously ugly and so you, my identical twin, are clearly as mirror-shaterringly trogliditish as me.
2007-02-26 13:45:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
I would Choose Dukeofmuds answer it is very good!!
2007-02-26 21:40:34 · answer #5 · answered by Peachy Girl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha..rofl..yeah rite dude..i have been stressed out all day..thanks for the joke...i wish i could be your friend..man..you're a man of great wit..
2007-02-26 13:55:20 · answer #6 · answered by peace 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
i have also been blessed with extremely good looks. I also have big boobs. thats like a double whammy! WHY GOD, WHY?!??! haha
2007-02-26 13:36:20 · answer #7 · answered by Sally 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
your also very funny and egotistically. i love you right now. show your picture if your so good looking
2007-02-26 13:35:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes it truly sucks doesnt it?
2007-02-26 13:34:18 · answer #9 · answered by Persiphone_Hellecat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just find a hot guy and you will find real happiness
2007-02-26 19:56:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋