Whats the funniest, cleanest, lough-out-loud-spill your milk joke you know?
2007-02-26 13:14:50 · 14 answers · asked by skinny piggy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
who should i marry? a guy gave 10,000 to three women he wanted to marry. he asked each how they spent the money. one said they spent all on them self, the other said she spent half on him and half on herself. the last one said she spent all the money in stocks and doubled their money. which one did he marry??? the one with the big boobs, silly. also, have about the new barbie? divorce barbie... she comes with ken's car, ken's house, ken's boat...
2007-02-26 13:28:17 · answer #1 · answered by cookie 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves.
The lad asked, "What is this, father?"
The father (having never seen an elevator) responded, "I have no idea what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls.
The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out.
The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother."
2007-02-26 22:20:07 · answer #2 · answered by ♥Panda♥ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Is more of a story.when your sitting around with mates. you say
" was in the shop the other day and i had $50 on the counter. i ran over to get milk when i got back the $50 was gone.
The lady behind me was putting it in her purse so i said thats mine. She said i found this over there.
then you said i just lost mine it was on the counter. You get into an argument over it .It turns physical. Then she falls to the ground pulling your leg. "
everyone should get the joke when you say pulling your leg.. get it
another ending is you say you grabbed her bag and you still have it. someone is bound to ask you what was in it . Thats when you say it was full of $hit
2007-02-26 21:29:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
hey it might not be that clean but it is funny.
well it goes like this.
there were 3 people ,a mom a dad and a son.
the son went upstaris and saw his dad shaving.
dad:oh $hit.
son:what does oh $hit mean.
dad:nothing,nothing i just cut myself.
then the son goes to the kitchen where his mom was.
mom:of f***.
son:what does of f*** mean.
mom:nothing,nothing i just cut my thumb off.
then he hears the door.
son:hi can i help you.
stranger:can i speak to your mom or dad.
son:sorry but my dad is $hitting in the bathroom and my mom is in the kitchen f***ing the chicken.
2007-02-26 22:14:12 · answer #4 · answered by dogcutecat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that.......
* she called me to get my phone number.
* she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate."
* she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
*she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
*she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
*she tried to drown a fish.
*she thought a quarterback was a refund.
*she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
*she tripped over a cordless phone.
*she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
*she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
*she studied for a blood test.
*she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
*when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
*when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
*when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home
2007-02-26 21:31:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
What's a the difference between a pregnant lady and a light bulb?
A: You can unscrew a light bulb. Clean enough???
2007-02-26 22:26:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
okY there wuz dis kid named booty itch right n he went to skl one day and da teacher said 'honey whats your name" he said "bootyitch" then she said "im sorry" n he sed "bootyitch" she said in going to ask you one more time young man and he said im not lying my real name is bootyitch!! so the teacher said okay young man straight to the princapal's office! so he went and it was the same thing so he sent him home and he got run over by a bus and his mother was crying at his funeral saying "my poor bootyitch!!" *cry cry cry* then the preecher said "scratch it baby scratch it!"
LOL!!! =)
2007-02-26 21:47:54 · answer #7 · answered by oNe.Love. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you get when you cross a pig and a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork!
2007-02-26 22:12:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Did u hear the one about the two queer judges?
They tried each other . . .
2007-02-26 21:54:03 · answer #9 · answered by Jim W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Anything that ends in "orange you glad I didn't say banana"
2007-02-26 21:26:07 · answer #10 · answered by klamz1 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋