A drunken Irishman gets on a train and asks the conductor how long the trip is between Limerick to Cork.
"About two hours," says the conductor.
"Okay," says the drunkard, "then how long is the trip between Cork to Limerick?"
The irate conductor says to the drunk "It's still about two hours, laddie. Why'd ya think there'd be a difference?"
"Well," says the drunk, "It's only a week between Christmas and New Year's, but it's a helluva long time between New Year's and Christmas!"
2007-02-26 13:12:21 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I think that woman is my mother?
lol
good joke!
2007-03-05 06:56:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sure an' tis funny to a fare-thee-well, me boyo. A tip o' the Guinness to ye, an' in return:
Two Kerrymen were out duck-shooting. They had their guns and dogs and walked for hours with no success. Dropping into the pub on the way back they listened with envy to all the other hunters who had obviously been very successful.
"Where do you think we went wrong?" asked one.
His friend thought for a minute.
"You know, I think it must be that we're not throwing the dogs high enough."
2007-03-05 13:28:12 · answer #2 · answered by Brendan 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Too funny...I'm Irish so it makes it that much funnier..pure classic..thanks for the laugh needed with all the rain i have had lately... :) 10/10
2007-02-26 21:24:28 · answer #3 · answered by jazzilicious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This Irish Bi**h is lovin it.
2007-03-04 15:52:19 · answer #4 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its actually funny, but being irish has nothing to do with it
ha!
2007-02-26 21:29:13 · answer #5 · answered by mayo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hey wait that drunk it's my father
2007-03-04 12:03:45 · answer #6 · answered by ashkicker420 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-02-26 21:43:54 · answer #7 · answered by hello world 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny!!!!!!
Probably because i'm Irish!!!!!!
2007-03-03 20:49:13 · answer #8 · answered by Beeeej 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I enjoyed that!
2007-02-26 21:18:55 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was so funny. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol.
2007-03-05 13:30:30 · answer #10 · answered by Philidelphia 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋