Yo mama, u so fat best 1 gets best answer.
2007-02-26 13:04:19 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."
Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks
Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio
Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.
Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater.
Yo mama so nasty I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.
Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.
Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.
Yo mama so old that when she was in school there was no history class
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.
2007-02-26 13:46:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo mama is so fat, her high school year book pic was taken from the Hubble telescope.
Yo mama is so fat, after I gone done banging her, I roll over twice, I'm still on her.
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, when she smiles, traffic slows down.
2007-02-26 21:09:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes
2007-02-26 21:21:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"
Yo mamas so hairy wen u were born u almost died of rugburn
You mama so fat she stepped on an airplane and it turned into a submarine
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2007-02-26 21:11:17 · answer #4 · answered by Mommy To Be in April 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo mama so fat when she goes to the buffet she gets a group discount
yo mama so stupid she went to macys and said hey they spellld ymca wrong
yo mama so stupid on the emergency card when it said dont write she wrote ok
yo mama so stupid she tried to alphabetized m and ms
yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless ohone
yo mama so old she knew burger king when he was a prince
....and it goes on and on
2007-02-26 22:23:03 · answer #5 · answered by meirulin1134 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
why did the guy tip toe past the medicene cabnet? Because he didnt want to wake the sleeping pills! THat is freakin hilarious i know, what a knee slapper!
2007-02-26 21:08:34 · answer #6 · answered by i luv all yalls 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo mamma is so fat she went swimming with the wales and they start singing we r family evan though ur bigger than me!
2007-02-26 21:08:33 · answer #7 · answered by im awsome 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
your mamas armpits so hairy... lux like she got bob marley in a headlock
2007-02-26 21:09:15 · answer #8 · answered by Yahya d 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why was '6' afraid of '7'? Because 7 8 9. ha. get it?????
2007-02-26 21:07:25 · answer #9 · answered by Forever 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
yo momma so fat when she went swimming in the gulf of mexico she farted and thats wat caused hurricane katrina
2007-02-26 21:40:12 · answer #10 · answered by mini me 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋