Miss Beatrice the church organist was in her 80's & had never been married.One afternoon the pastor came to call on her & she showed him into her quaint sitting-room.She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it.The bowl was filled with water & in it, floated, of all things, a condom! When she returned with tea and scones they began to chat.The pastor tried to stifle his curiousity about the bowl of water and its strange floater but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist.
"Miss Beatrice" he said, "I wonder if you could please tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.
"Oh yes" she replied "Isn't it wonderful?" I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground.The directions said to place it on the organ,keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease...& do you know, I haven't had flu all winter.
2007-02-26 12:47:04 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ah the innocence of 80 year old virgins!
She knew how to play her Pastor's church organ though fidgety.
And she had one in her living room!An organ I mean!
I would say that she was very sensible and well organised.
2007-02-28 04:23:55 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
poor old dear what a life she must have lead 80 is a lot of dry years 10/10 fingers
2007-02-27 16:13:51 · answer #2 · answered by speedy 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one - I could have done with some of that as I am now off work with a throat and ear infection!
2007-02-27 07:18:22 · answer #3 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-02-27 02:33:18 · answer #4 · answered by alao a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny.
2007-02-26 23:17:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess thats a Old person Remedy eh? Maybe we should all try that to keep from getting sick! LOL
2007-02-26 20:59:12 · answer #6 · answered by mcpark2004 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
An 80 year old virgin..thats a new one.
2007-02-26 21:03:45 · answer #7 · answered by Diamante 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well told. But I saw that one coming!
2007-02-26 22:18:03 · answer #8 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was really a good one!
nice job!
2007-02-26 21:55:19 · answer #9 · answered by guesswhoohme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
like paddy who found a box of tampons and took it to his mate to play with... his mate said "wtf"...paddy said " look on the side.. it says we can play tennis, go swimming, ride horses..."
2007-02-26 20:56:40 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋