Anyone Got any Jokes about Bill Clinton?

Question

He's one of my all-time favorite politicians, but the jokes about him are so funny :)!!!!!


Anyone got any to spare???

Answer 1

One unfortunate day, Bill Clinton and the Pope both died, Clinton was condemned to Hell and Pope was going to be sent to Heaven. But this all got muddled up and they were sent to the wrong places. So, an angel was sent down to Hell to get the Pope and a devil was sent up to get Clinton, as they were being led towards their destination, they met in the middle. "I'm really looking forward to meeting the Virgin Mary," the Pope said. "Ermm, you're 5 minutes too late," replied Clinton.

Answer 2

Saddam Hussein died and went to Hell.
The Devil says, "choose one of the next three, and you'll have to do it for all eternity."
First, he sees Richard Nixon cleaning up after a horse. He tells the Devil "not that one."
Then, he sees Ronald Reagen getting rotten apples thrown at him. He tells the Devil, "not that one."
Then, he sees Monica Lewinski orally pleasuring Bill Clinton.
Saddam says, "I want that one."
The Devil says, "Okay. Move over, Miss Lewinski."

Answer 3

George Washington George Bush and Bill Clinton were are on the Titanic when the ship started sinking...

George Washington said "Save the women"
George Bush said "Screw the women"
Bill Clinton said "Do you think we have enough time?"

Answer 4

well here's a monica joke, I got this from the Aristocrats DVD- monica goes into a dry cleaner and the guy behind the counter is hard of hearing. she says, I need this dress cleaned and he says (cupping ear with his hand), come again? she says, no, it's orange juice.

thank you. I'll be here all week.

Answer 5

Q. what did hilary clinton do every morning after she shaved her pu$$y?

A. She dried his face for him and sent him to the oval office.

Answer 6

what does monica l. and lucille ball have in common??
they were both -----d by a cuban.