An elderly couple, Roy and Bessie, recently moved to Texas. Roy had always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots. Seeing some on sale one day, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly into the house, he says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"
Bessie looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated, Roy storms off to the bathroom, undresses and walks back into the room completely naked except for his boots. Again he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different now??"
Bessie looks up and says, "Roy, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down tomorrow."
Furious Roy, yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, BESSIE? IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKIN AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!
To which Bessie replies....."shoulda bought a hat Roy, shoulda bought a hat!" :)
2007-02-26 12:30:05 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Notice fidgety that only Speedy and myself have dared to reply for the fellas .Everyone else is a female!
Poor Roy I do feel sorry for him.Fancy not noticing his new boots.Everything else must have been purely inconsequential.
2007-02-28 04:11:52 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I actually have a son and a daughter, and that i'm pregnant back as nicely. each of my pregnancies have had considerable transformations. i'm anticipating yet another female next month, and the being pregnant is equivalent to the two one in each of my different pregnancies, yet is-as I stated-relatively distinctive from the two one in each of my different pregnancies, even nevertheless I had a female in the previous. whether you're having a boy or a female, each being pregnant would be distinctive. The physiological ameliorations on your physique should not be an analogous every time, you're older with next pregnancies, your physique reacts in a distinctive way with next pregnancies, and the hormone ranges variety. different factors contain issues like your due date-being due in previous due summer season makes a huge difference while in comparison with being due in iciness or what no longer.
2016-09-29 23:09:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lovely
2007-02-26 18:41:30 · answer #3 · answered by alao a 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
* Ha Ha * that's a cute one.. poor ol' Roy..
Bessie should go buy him a nice cowboy hat to go with his boots, and hopefully for her it'll wanna look up at his new hat..
2007-02-26 16:39:41 · answer #4 · answered by *♥short~sh!t♥* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 9/10.
2007-02-26 12:38:58 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent - I am off out now to buy my husband a new hat!
2007-02-26 23:25:12 · answer #6 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Poor girl. Po boy.
2007-02-26 12:37:21 · answer #7 · answered by poppy vox 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow that's funny. I have to send that to a few people.
2007-02-26 12:35:33 · answer #8 · answered by Sexy C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just like me that guy fingers 10/10
2007-02-27 08:09:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes that was a good joke.
2007-02-27 03:46:54 · answer #10 · answered by Jo H 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋