You've probably heard something like this one b4:
Once upon a time there were these three men. One day, they were chatting to each other while strolling down the beach. Suddenly, they see a bottle. One of the them picks up the bottle and rubs it. A genie appears. He offers to grant the men 3 wishes (1 each).
The first man said, "I wish I could be 10 times smarter than I am now." *POOF!* And he became that much smarter.
The 2nd man said, "I wanna be 1000 smarter!" *POOF* And he really was 1000 times smarter.
The 3rd man said, "I WANNA BE A BILLION TIMES SMARTER THAN I AM NOW!!!!!!" *POOF!!!!!*
And the genie turned him into a woman.
2007-02-26 12:28:44 · 9 answers · asked by 2 days after my B day :) 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I don't get it! oh yeah I am still a man. I am just a little smarter than a dog so I won't hump women's legs at parties.
2007-02-26 12:33:36 · answer #1 · answered by Rickey W 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's not funny, it's rude to all women, *sheish* they are WAY more then a Billion times smarter... sexist is right... gosh
2007-02-26 12:34:39 · answer #2 · answered by Your mom goes to college 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL LOL that is truly classic!!! I love that joke and i never even heard it before!
Thank you for making my day!
2007-02-26 13:13:11 · answer #3 · answered by Ms* Shae* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yup heard it by a friend at school
2007-02-26 12:34:05 · answer #4 · answered by babycakes_rocks 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow.very intelligent.
2007-02-26 12:36:26 · answer #5 · answered by i.Nεεd.Yεw.Bσσ* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i am lost
2007-03-02 11:06:53 · answer #6 · answered by Nikya 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
duh! because women are clearly the higher than the sub-species called "man".
2007-02-26 12:36:14 · answer #7 · answered by BrittanyxAriel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA!!!!!!! lol
2007-02-26 12:34:14 · answer #8 · answered by Drew V 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
don't get it..........
2007-02-26 12:36:06 · answer #9 · answered by ♥yuki 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋