This 'fairytale' must be read to all little girls by the age of 4 and re-read over and over from the age of 4-100 :)
Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful independent, self-assured princess came upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle. The frog hopped onto the princess' lap and said "Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me...one kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into a dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
That night as the princess dined sumptuously, on frog legs, seasoned in a white wine and a rich onion cream sauce, she chuckled and though to herself....I don't freakin think so. :)
2007-02-26 12:23:24 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Fidgety I love your fairy tales.So elegantly put and beautifully written.
That was till I came to the sting in the tale,or should that be tail?
Now I'm not quite sure.
2007-02-28 04:03:51 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alright
2007-02-26 12:30:48 · answer #2 · answered by George B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. 8/10.
2007-02-26 12:26:34 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hi fingers this hate men day with you good laugh10/10
2007-02-27 08:04:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny - I know my girls think they are princesses... i just hope they are!
2007-02-26 23:27:34 · answer #5 · answered by TreesRGreen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thx 4 brighten my day
2007-02-26 13:36:09 · answer #6 · answered by hisahito 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAWHAW. Yeah, i wouldnt believe that for a second either
2007-02-26 12:34:13 · answer #7 · answered by Diamante 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it
2007-02-26 13:46:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! I think i am her
2007-02-26 12:35:11 · answer #9 · answered by taceyrees 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-02-26 12:26:20 · answer #10 · answered by conan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋