Are you young enough not to have heard this one?

Question

Two judges were riding their bikes at night without lights. One says to the other "You do realise we are breaking the law?" "Okay" said the other one "We'll have to try each other in the morning." Next day one judge sat in the judge's seat, the other in the dock. "Charge is riding without lights after lighting up time. How do you plead?" "Guilty" said the one in the dock. "Fined a tenner" said the judge in the seat. They swapped roles. Said the judge in the seat. "Charge is riding without lights after lighting up time. How do you plead?" "Guilty" said the one now in the dock. "Fined Twenty Quid" said the new judge. "Hold on" said the one in the dock "I only find you a tenner for same offence." The judge in the seat said "I know that, but there is too much of this riding without lights- This is the second case this morning."

Answer 1

I thought I knew the punchline but I didn't & it reallly made me laugh. Good stuff. Thanx 4 that! Any more like that?

Answer 2

Good one although the charge today would be riding their bikes while speaking on their mobiles

Answer 3

I'm not very young by internet forum standards but that's a new one for me! Hehehe, good one!

Answer 4

hahahahahahah , well i have never heard that one before, hmmm wonder how young you got to be the, cos im an oldun lol

Answer 5

LOL Never heard it before.

Answer 6

yea never heard it

Answer 7

lol good one

Answer 8

hahahaha very good........didn't hear it before so makes me feel young.

Answer 9

nice.