What do you think? Funny?

Question

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a female police officer, who was also a blonde. The officer asked to see the blonde's driver's license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated. "What does it look like?" she finally asked.

The officer replied, "its square and it has your picture on it." The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it, and handed it to the officer. "Here it is," she said.

The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, "Okay, you can go. I didn't realize you were a cop."

Answer 1

Hahaha...fuuunnnnnyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

I always look out for your jokes, they're always good lol...keep 'em coming!

Answer 2

Oh, haha, it took me a second to get that one. Funny :-D
Better than paying for a joke on my phone.

Here's one, it's kind of gross though:
One day an old man was lying in bed with his wife and he said, "Let's play fart football!" and the wife agreed. So he let out an average-sized fart and said "Field goal! 3 points!" His wife let out about an equal sized fart and said "Field goal! We're tied". The old man then let out an even bigger one and said "Ahhh! Touchdown...7 points!" His wife did the same, and once again, they were tied. The husband tried another fart, but instead shi**ed. "Half time! Switch sides," he said.

And another one is:
There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all suggested a race across the ocean and the redhead went first and made it across safely. The brunette then did the same in around the same amount of time. Then the blonde got half way across and decided to swim back because she didn't feel like racing anymore.

Haha! ^_^

Answer 3

how about the one that goes:
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "GREEN SIDE UP!" In the second room she told the painter she would like it painted in a soft yellow. He wrote this on his pad, walked to the window, opened it, and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!" The lady was somewhat curious but she said nothing. In the third room she said she would like it painted a warm rose color. The painter wrote this down, walked to the window, opened it and yelled "GREEN SIDE UP!"

The lady then asked him, "Why do you keep yelling 'green side up'?"
"I'm sorry," came the reply. "But I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

Answer 4

OMG! That was completely hilarious! I can't wait to tell it to my friends lol! Thnx for the joke for the next party i go to!!! I have a bunch of cop friends that I know will like it!

Answer 5

Oh boy, that's a real goody!!LOL!!

how about these??

The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve.
"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,
"Where did you get that?"
The pig replied,
"I won her in a raffle!"

Answer 6

That was to funny, but what is the deal with everyone making blonde jokes. Yes they are funny, but not all blondes are dips.

Answer 7

Yes funny

Answer 8

Right, hang on a mo . . . . . . .so she's blonde and so is the cop and she looks at herself in the mirror and then gives it to the cop who also looks at it and then the cop says "OK you can go. I didn't realize you're a cop." . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

Ahhhh! I see!

LOL! ROFLMAO!

Loved it! ;)

Answer 9

Ha Ha! Bimbos! 9/10.

Answer 10

LOL I love blond jokes!