Two men were driving through West Virginia when they got pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walked up and tapped on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolled down the window and WHACK, the cop smacked him in the head with his nightstick.
"What the hell was that for?" the driver asked.
"You're in West Virginia, son," the trooper answered. "When we pull you over in West Virginia, you better have your license ready by the time we get to your car."
"I'm sorry, officer," the driver said, "I'm not from around here."
The trooper runs a check on the guy's license--he's clean and gives the guy his license back.
The trooper then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. The passenger rolls down the window and "WHACK", the trooper smacks him on the head with the nightstick.
"What'd you do that for?" the passenger demands.
"Just making your wish come true," replied the trooper.
"Making WHAT wish come true?" the passenger asked.
"Because I know your type." the trooper says, "Two miles down the road you're gonna turn to your buddy and say,"I wish that a55hole would've tried that sh!t with me".
2007-02-26 12:01:24 · 11 answers · asked by Tink 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Country roads, I said, take me home
Don't wanna go to the place in this song
West Virginia, psycho cops
Take me home, country roads
Take me home………….
Brilliant! ;)
J
2007-02-27 00:17:17 · answer #1 · answered by Jay A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Another great joke 10.5/10
Almost heaven, West Virginia
A little jokey,
From that little Tinker.
U can take me home if u like!!
LOL!!!
hugs
xox
2007-02-27 08:14:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
another good one princess 10/10
2007-02-27 00:17:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jajajajajajajajaja
aaawwww tink u never cease to make me laugh
2007-03-02 00:44:28 · answer #4 · answered by Bryan 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
9/10
Keep policin'.
Keep smilin'.
2007-03-04 07:42:44 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg, ur so fikkin funny! Where do you get these?!
2007-02-26 12:16:01 · answer #6 · answered by Diamante 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one one to remember
2007-03-02 14:30:06 · answer #7 · answered by top cat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
http://www.allcreaturesgreatandsmall.org.uk/
2007-03-03 07:40:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one lol
2007-03-02 08:40:29 · answer #9 · answered by Mel 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
now that was funny
2007-03-01 22:42:12 · answer #10 · answered by daftarseuk 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋