My man is in prison for two more years. He really wants me to write him a letter about sexual things that I would like to do to him or will do when he comes home. I am completely lost how to go about this as I have never done this before. I would really like to write one to make him happy but I have no clue as to where to start. I would really appreciate if someone could either give me an example or a website that would be able to help me on this. I know that this probably sounds really crazy but I guess I would want the same if I was stuck in jail without my mate. I would just really like for someone to help me with this. And I am sure Lucky will appreciate it also. Thank you for your input and help in this crazy situation. :)
2007-02-26 11:51:19 · 25 answers · asked by Luck's_Gurl 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Wouldn't do it. Your guy could get sent to solitary confinement or get written up for having pornographic material in his cell.
2007-02-26 11:58:16 · answer #1 · answered by ladydi_1987 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
The best place to start is by remembering a special interlude you shared in real life- as in "I was thinking about that time we went camping and how you......" and just descibe what happened in as much detail as you can comfortably... don't force yourself to use words you're not comfortable with but be descriptive, talk about what the light was like, what you could smell, what you heard... after that you can try inventing new places or situations, but write as if it already happened "I didn't think you'd be home already when I got back from the store, but you were there waiting for me...."
Reading a lot of erotica can help you expand your vocabulary, look especially for books of collected short stories written by women.
It does get easier, I promise.
And if he keeps his nose clean in there, 2 years will fly by, keep your head up and e-mail me if you want.
2007-02-28 10:13:12 · answer #2 · answered by UppityBroad68 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He doesn't sound like a very positive person in your life at all. And he is technically not physically in your life due to where he put himself, in prison. I'm no sigmund freud, but the fact that you are with someone who still has two more years to be in prison is surely a red flag that perhaps you have some issues of your own such as with intimacy. If your mate is in prison, you don't have to worry about that kinda thing(?) I'm just thinking that you can do so much better and find yourself someone that doesn't call prison his home, if even on a temporary basis.
Perhaps it's cause sometimes we would like to fix the other person and hope that they would change for us or are drawn to that 'bad boy' exterior, but those types of relationships tend to go sour and don't turn out constant and productive. How about finding someone that is way more responsible and reliable. Please take good care of yourself.
2007-02-26 20:42:42 · answer #3 · answered by jannsody 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You are in for a world of hurt being with a guy in prison. He won't stay with you when he gets out. And he'll more than likely go back sooner than later. About the letter, just picture the two of you being intimate and describe it the best way you can. Proof read and make changes until you like the way it sounds.
2007-02-26 19:58:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
You should send him this little poem that I wrote just for you.
Going Without In Prison
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I bet you really miss me
In your lonely prison cell
But if you think I'll wait for you
You can go to hell
You'll be out in two thousand nine
And I can't wait til then
Besides you know it's only fair
(YOU'RE in there doing men!)
I've never gotten busted
And I've never been to jail
So tell me why you think that I
Should let *MY* life grow stale?
I've something else to tell you
Saying this is hard
You've been replaced on Friday nights--
And he's your prison guard
The sex is pretty awesome
It feels great to be alive
And when we're finished doing that
We sip Colt 45.
Mmm. Smooth.
2007-02-26 20:04:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
when you write a nasty letter, you have to like write yourself a dirty situation, putting him in it. if you really want to do it, google sexual stories, theres alot of sites out there for people online telling sex stories. it will give you an idea
but you cant go wrong with throwing chick action in there, guys eat that **** up hah
have fun
2007-02-26 19:56:45 · answer #6 · answered by midnyghtcloud 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Dear Jailbird,
I've come to my senses and realized that dating a man with a criminal history who is currently incarcerated is a bad idea. I like you and everything, but I can do better than sit here and wait for a guy who committed a crime against society. One day I hope to have kids and I don't think it would be fair to them to have a convict for a father.
I'm sorry. You understand.
2007-02-26 19:56:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
You could check out a few romance novels from the local library! Usually there's a whole rack of paperbacks full of the kind of material you're looking for. They're enjoyable reading, too. :o)
2007-02-26 19:56:21 · answer #8 · answered by trillian 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Start by taking him into the bedroom when u r dressed with a mini black bra and black thongs with high heels and panty hose on with all the trimmings like lipstick and perfume on.This is a start for you now just keep going but keep clothes on and go deeper into him.
2007-02-26 19:56:41 · answer #9 · answered by pirateron 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Honey he has mental problems and you do too. You have bigger problems than writing a letter you should be considering. There are better men out there for you go get one of them and leave the criminal alone.
2007-02-26 19:55:25 · answer #10 · answered by Cuppycake♥ 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Get my Ex-Wife to write him. She's the Picutre of Freak. She's had 7 Kids, with Three Men. Two Kids, are younger than my Oldest Grandchild! Freak? She's the one you wanna talk to!
2007-02-26 19:57:45 · answer #11 · answered by Goggles 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋